Pretty much all of the 'comedy' live-action shows on Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel. I can't stand reality TV either, just because you can only watch it for so long until you admit to yourself that 90% of what you're seeing is probably fake.
As far as other cartoons go, I'm not going to say they all should get the axe, but most of them are pretty bad.
I have a rat terrier/beagle mix. Her name is Minnie due to the iconic mouse head shape on her back.
I also have a little guinea pig named Iggy. He can be a little brat sometimes, but I love him to pieces. I like to draw him; he is my muse.
My mom is a bit of what some might call a health nut, so it's been imprinted on me. I do, howeverrrr, have a weakness for chocolate. But, hey, who doesn't?