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[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

That's what you say... maybe you just aren't normally fun!

SHADDUP ND GET BACKTA WORK!!!

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today i learned that when you are in pain, you tend to lose focus on the things that might be important to you or someone else. I also learned that if you do too much "stuff" you tend to lose your I.Q.

Sincerely, DIP

 

Dear DIP,

Stop contacting me! I do not know how these get to me and why you insist on writing me, but i do know its getting rather bothersome.

-Princess Celestia

P.S. Call me Princess Molestia one more time, I dare you. No, I double dare you Motherbucker!

[Princess Derpy 672]

SHADDUP ND GET BACKTA WORK!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, NO!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, NO!

Fine. *Pulls lever*

[Princess Derpy 672]

Fine. *Pulls lever*

*awkwardly flies away* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! HAHAHAhA!

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

I love you.

 

Your faithful subject, Sketchi.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

I love you.

 

Your faithful subject, Sketchi.

Dear Sketchi,

The Princess is busy, and cannot answer. Please send another letter.

 

Sincerely,

Canterlot.

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Dear Sketchi,

The Princess is busy, and cannot answer. Please send another letter.

Sincerely,

Canterlot.

Dear Canterlot,

 

Buck you, too.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Dear Princess Celestia,

    I WANT ICE CREAM AND MUFFINS!
    ~ Your AWESOME subject, PD

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Dear Canterlot,

 

Buck you, too.

Dear Sketchi,

The Canterlot is busy and cannot answer at this time. Please send another letter.

 

Sincerely,

Twilight Sparkle.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I'm still waiting for my ice cream and muffins.

~PD

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Dear Princess Celestia,

    I WANT ICE CREAM AND MUFFINS!

    ~ Your AWESOME subject, PD

Dear PD,

 

I only have the stale kind. TROLOLOLO

 

Sincerely,

Princess Trollestia

[Princess Derpy 672]

Dear PD,

 

I only have the stale kind. TROLOLOLO

 

Sincerely,

Princess Trollestia

Dear Trollestia,

YAY!  NO BANANAS!

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Dear Sketchi,

The Canterlot is busy and cannot answer at this time. Please send another letter.

Sincerely,

Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

 

Buck off you spambot, you. And every pony after that!

Except Derpy.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I'm still waiting for my ice cream and muffins.

~PD

Dear PD,

How the BUCK are you writing this?!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A RAINBOW!!!

 

Sincerely,

Worker #359.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Dear PD,

How the BUCK are you writing this?!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A RAINBOW!!!

 

Sincerely,

Worker #359.

Dear Worker #359,

I escaped through the SCARY CLOUD WALL! HAHAHAHAHAHA

~ PD

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

 

Buck off you spambot, you. And every pony after that!

Except Derpy.

Deer Sketchy

Your leter can't be resived, and I just don't no what went rong!

 

Sincerely,

Derrpee Whoves

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Deer Sketchy

Your leter can't be resived, and I just don't no what went rong!

Sincerely,

Derrpee Whoves

*huggles Derpy*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Dear Princess Luna,

Have you decided to launch the attack against Celestia at 3:00 tonight/tomorrow morning, or to launch it now?

 

Sincerely,

Corporal Muffin Thief.

Edited March 10, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Somepony go search for The Call-Regina Spektor on YouTube.

 

Guaranteed feels.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

SKETCHI! Y U NO RESPOND TO MT'S LETTER?!?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Dear princess Celestia,

 

I learned that things can get out of hand if I leave for a bit and I don't ever know what the buck is going on. I also learned that if I take my sweet time when writing a post, I can make Muffin Thief have to wait.

 

Your faithful whatever,

 

Mr. Dash

Edited March 10, 2013 by Mr. Dash

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Dear princess Celestia,

 

I learned that things can get out of hand if I leave for a bit and I don't ever know what the buck is going on. I also learned that if I take my sweet time when writing a post, I can make Muffin Thief have to wait.

 

Your faithful whatever,

 

 

Mr. Dash

Dear Mr.Dash,

What is a Muffin Thief?!?

 

Sincerely,

Celestia.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

 

Dear Mr.Dash, What is a Muffin Thief?!? Sincerely, Celestia.

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Muffin Thief is a strange pony who keeps taking my stuff. So if you could do something about that, I won't tell anyone that you tried to molest me.

 

Your blah,

 

Mr. Dash

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Muffin Thief is a strange pony who keeps taking my stuff. So if you could do something about that, I won't tell anyone that you tried to molest me.

 

Your blah,

 

Mr. Dash

Dear Mr.Dash,

You think I did what now?!?

 

Sincerely,

Moles-Celestia.