mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Doctor Shuu 797]

JA!!!

[Wallroux 56]

OMG Rainbow Dash's French voice is soo cute!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Needs more guitars...

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Awwww, no birthday gifts for me?  I'm going to my crying corner.

[Wallroux 56]

Well, if you come to Hungary i will give you this...glass on my table!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Fine. Take some FlimFlam cider. I've got it in surplus.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Bleh! It tastes like like a pig has been rolling around in prehistoric doo doo then fell into a grinder and got squeezed into cider.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hmm... *Stares at ingredient list*

[Mr Dash 1,820]

How about I just do what Spike did and tell everyone it's my birthday, then force them to give me a present.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

But... you got a present... FINE.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUU8Xpa1S0A&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Mr Dash 1,820]

But I don't want a Chinese Santa.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

WHAT YOU WANT?!?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

How about a multiverse machine that will take me to Equestria. Then I will travel to the moon and join the New Lunar Republic, take over as leader, then take over Canterlot and all of Equestria. Then there will finally be peace. Also a giant party.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

How about a multiverse machine that will take me to Equestria. Then I will travel to the moon and join the New Lunar Republic, take over as lead-

TOO LATE! TAKE TOO LONG! SAD BIRTHDAY!!!

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Drats! Maybe I shouldn't think on such a grand scale.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Perhaps... but that Santa guy is pretty crazy...

[Mr Dash 1,820]

That too. Wait, I know what I want! I want this album right here!

 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

WHAT COLOR?!?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

So now colors are involved? Umm....Red.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

NEXT!

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Huh? You're confusing me. Blue, no! Green! Ahhhhhh!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

He's had a long day... you might just wanna drink the cider and hope for the RED album...

[Mr Dash 1,820]

But last time I drank it I felt really weird, and this happened.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFvyMd24O0U

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Man... you ate a pillow? How drunk were you?!?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

VERY!