mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Not really.

[Crapplejack 136]

How much health do you have?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

About ∞.

[Crapplejack 136]

8 hp?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

5 endurance, and level 20. You do the math.

[Crapplejack 136]

I'm looking for some dirt.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

8 hp?

No, infinite.

[Crapplejack 136]

You can't have infinite health because that would mean that your health keeps increasing, and once you enter in combat your health stops from regenerating itself.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Since when does it mean it keeps increasing? It just means that you can reduce it forever and you still wont make any noticeable difference. Especially with my armour.

Edited August 8, 2013 by Questioner

[Crapplejack 136]

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

[Crapplejack 136]

 

THE GAME, too bad, I win.

 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Its allright, as a Boss Fight you do not need to kill me to complete the encounter. Here, have a chest with some loot in it. Because I am generous.

[Crapplejack 136]

Thanks, Imma report to boss Pinkie once he returns.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No problem. You passed the test, so I can let you go. But as for your dead party members... they belong to Me now.

[Crapplejack 136]

Sorry Muffin Investigator, you belong to him now

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Freedom can, however, be obtained... for a price...

[Crapplejack 136]

He's dead, what does he need freedom for?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Well, considering I resurrected him...

[Crapplejack 136]

Nah, you can keep him.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Fine, slave for life and beyond it is.

[Crapplejack 136]

I'll pay you 50 bits if you kill him again

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

^_Done.

[Crapplejack 136]

OK!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

So, what to talk about next...