mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Life Giver 1,063]

You could if you believe.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Don't worry Questioner, you're on the right thread. Incidentally, I am also made of cake.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oooooh, cake. I eat cake. COME HERE YOU GIANT CAKE PERSON!!!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Sure! Want a bite of my hoof? Or perhaps give me a mane-cut and eat the trimmings?

(BTW, I'm not 'giant', I'm the size of any normal colt)

Edited December 13, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[repsol rave 2,963]

and suddenly, i'm winning!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Now I am. Hey, want some cake?

[repsol rave 2,963]

cake is for the week, i demand pudding!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I'm a cake pony, not a pudding pony.

[repsol rave 2,963]

then i shall remain puddingless

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anypony else hungry for cake?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Me. I love cake. And I will eat you all up, slobber slobber.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

some pony have seen my squad?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Hellooo, Questioner? Me, the cake pony, is still here, in case you haven't noticed.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Not for long.... *gets out knife*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Are y'all going to do something with that knife? Like cut some cake? Or are you just going to stand idly by and hold it?

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Edited June 7, 2018 by ,,,

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Am I going to do something with this knife? Well, I just removed one of your legs.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

In response to your observation, Darky, whatever you eat of me is magically regenerated when nopony is looking.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Wait, so..... UNLIMITED CAKE????

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

You heard right. Unlimited cake. Just don't tell Pinkie, or she'll be sticking to me like a barnacle on a rock.

[Guest]

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Edited June 7, 2018 by ,,,

[Senor Citizen 516]

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[Doc. Volt 2,561]

i want to murder some pony

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

It doesn't matter if there's zero percent cake left. I somehow regenerate a body in the shape of a pony made of cake. Hey, you can be cake ponies too!

Edited December 13, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Orablanco Account 3,707]

Wait, so..... UNLIMITED CAKE????

 

 

...and cake comes as a byproduct.