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[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*catches hard drive*

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Stupid malaka

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Want this back?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Well, that diverted their attention from me...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Not for long.

 

*breaks off a leg*

 

Anyone want some?

[Acchan 232]

Me!!! I'll have some chocolate pony please!!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Help yourself!

[Acchan 232]

Yay! *grabs a marshmallow and some graham crackers* Pony s'more time!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Needs eating, of course. Tea?

[Acchan 232]

If you please.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Alfred! More tea here please!

 

Yes sir, of course. *brings tea*

[Acchan 232]

Ooh. Tea.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

...

 

There's only a inch tall piece of me left... I wonder what happens when they eat it...

[Demirari 454]

*Eats the last piece.* Tasty!

[Acchan 232]

So Red Pegasus, what happened to you?

[DigitalRocket 185]

*Eats the last piece.* Tasty!

 *Eats Demirari* Tasty!

Edited January 19, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Please, no eating of other guests.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Please disregard the username and avatar. I am Green Unicorn. But that's besides the point. You prohibit the "eating of other guests", but didn't you do that to my BFF, Red Pegasus?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Red Pegasus did not heed my warnings, and was transmuted into chocolate. From that point forwards, he was not a guest but merely a confectionery snack.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Green: Well, I guess my friend does jump the gun at times, but that was no reason to -

 

*Red falls from sky*

 

Green: Red! You're back! And you're made of blood and flesh, and not chocolate! But how?

 

*Red shrugs*

 

Green: But your muzzle looks a little different...

 

Red: Huh? What do you me- *sees reflection in mirror* What the... am I a MARE?

Edited January 19, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*grins*

 

Let's just say that I have secrets, and tricks.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Green: So, Red, how do you feel about the new you?

 

Red: Well, it's an interesting twist to things, to say the least!

 

*Both ponies lightly kick at the ground with their hooves, and dart their eyes around*

 

Green: Well, now that you're a girl, I hope this doesn't interfere with our friendship.

 

Red: Whatever do you mean, buddy?

 

Green: Well, like, for instance - aw, screw it!

 

*Green throws himself on top of Red and starts making out with her. Red initially looks shocked, but then resists and co-operates*

Edited January 19, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Please, get a room. You should not be doing that in polite company. Alfred!

 

Yes sir. I understand. *Alfred drags the pair into an unused room*

 

Much better.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: I think we just got dragged into an unused room.

 

Green: We've covered that, Sherlock Hooves.

 

*Red notices a fold-up table, which she takes and sets up, then grabs some cooking equipment.

 

Red: Green, could you please fetch some pasta and tomato sauce?

[Doctor Shuu 797]