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[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

More tea?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: What's the matter, Green? Maybe we could find a magical artifact that can genderflip ponies, and take in turns in being a colt or a mare.

 

Green: Okay, I think somepony spiked your tea...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No, that tea was not spiked. Evidently there are some side effects.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Green: Yeah... Red, you need to stop screwing around with magical artifacts.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I did warn him.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Green: Or her. *giggle* Joking aside, Emperor, I doubt that the tea was spiked. Red has always been quite eccentric.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I did say the tea was not spiked.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: Hmm... tea needs more sugar...

 

Red takes what seems like a bag of sugar and pours some into her tea, then drinks up.

 

Red: Wait, what does the bag say...

 

Red looks at the bag to see that it is not sugar, but shrinking powder. She then shrinks to a sixteenth of an inch tall.

 

Red: Ooh, now I can eat a giant cake!

 

Green facehoofs.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Tea?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Alfred, please apply the resizing lotion to Red Pegasus please.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Green: Would there happen to be gender-flipping lotion too? Because I think me and Red should be just friends.

 

Green turns to Zombie.

 

Green: Yes please, I'd love some tea.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No, I think it would be better for Red to remain as she is for now. Besides, there is no way to reverse it.

Edited January 19, 2014 by Emperor Questioner

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Green: Why would it "be better for Red to remain as she is for now"?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Perhaps it will teach her a lesson.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

I think that the problem here is that I'm sober.

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Stands up and starts to walk away*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Do stay, Zombie. The woods outside are not safe.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Perhaps it will teach her a lesson.

Green: But she doesn't mind being a mare.

Edited January 19, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Then I see no reason to turn her back.

 

This discussion is moot, as even I were capable of doing so, I would not be willing.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

*Searches frantically for any traces of booze* Edited January 19, 2014 by ~Sadistic Muffin~

[Life Giver 1,063]

Need to start training again... its been a while...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Green suddenly has an idea.

 

Green: Hey, Red, remember when we got transported to a universe right next to this one that's nearly the same except everyone is genderflipped?

 

Red: Yeah, sure, why do you ask?

 

Green: I bet your female counterpart, Scarlet Pegasus, got turned into a colt. Maybe, if we come across a mind switching machine, you two can swap minds and be back to your original genders!

 

Red: Sure, why not?

 

Green creates a portal (he's been studying) and the two of them go to the other universe.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

They never will learn, will they? *snaps fingers, closing the portal*

 

They cannot open a portal to inside this building.

[Pixy Belle 102]

I'm working on a new avatar that would fit my username a bit more so this current one is just a temporary one until I finish my new one.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Make it regal, regal suits you very well.