mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Please do not wonder off again. The beasts do not approach the castle, but the woods are much less hospitable.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Meanwhile on the Rainbow Makeout Train...

 

Red uses the power of his imagination to shrink Green to the size of a mouse, and hide her in his mane.

 

Red: Say hi to the bunny in there!

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Wat

 

Hey Muffin I know you're reading this btw

[Life Giver 1,063]

Well where else can I trained...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Alfred can provide any necessary training. Once I know why you need it.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

He wants to fight Fluttershy, the undefeated champion of the boxing arena

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

That will never work.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

That's what I told him.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*drinks more tea*

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Hits Afterward in the arm* No... plus I still wouldn't win... But remember how I was a soldier of the holy light Questioner... I need to stay ready...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You have done your duty. You need fight no more.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Ow *cries 5ever* ;~;

[Life Giver 1,063]

But I must be ready... to keep the Goddess safe...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Green: Hmm... I guess I technically could use the power of my imagination to escape...

 

Green focuses and reverts to her normal size.

 

Red: I have a better idea!

 

Red uses the power of his imagination to shrink himself and Green to an eighth of an inch tall.

 

Red: So, whose rump should we tickle?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Fluttershy is safe. I have made sure of that.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

If Fluttershy is a goddess, does that mean the others are goddesses too?

 

*sits on Red and Green*

[Demirari 454]

I say we derail the train.

[Gekoncze 327]

XD

Edited January 20, 2014 by Gekoncze

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red and Green teleport away.

 

Red: Whew! Good thing we have the power of imagination on our side!

 

Green: Yeah... Red, I'm not sure if the power of imagination is safe.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*sips tea*

 

Hmmm, I do hope that pair are not attempting to utilize the power of imagination. I would not want to have to go and rescue them.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red uses the power of imagination to restore himself and Green back to their original sizes. And turn Green back into a colt.

 

...

 

Red: I'M GOING TO BE A CHEESEBURGER!

 

Green: That boy just never learns, does he?

Edited January 20, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Hmmmmm, no, I don't think I will rescue them. They will learn. *sips tea*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Green learnt a long time ago. Red, on the other hand... Green sometimes wonders what his friend's brain is doing.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*continues sipping tea, whilst reading newspaper*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: Dude, do you remember how I used that magic wand I got free with my gum to make all the newspapers say "Red Pegasus is awesome"?

 

Green: I wonder if anyone is reading it?