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[CrimsonWeb 786]

Yay! portals!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Then you will test?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Heck yes!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Good. This first test involves turrets.

[DigitalRocket 185]

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Has return*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Seemes like fun!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

TESTING COMMENCES IN 5....4....3....2....1.....

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Hmmm...I wonder if i can use this shotgun?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Unauthorized equipment will be destroyed upon entering the test chamber.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Skrew that, this is my gun!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

The Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid is in place and active. You cannot gain entry to the test chamber without passing through it.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Fine! Then i wont do your tests!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh, I'm afraid you have no choice now.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Hmmm....Ok then, but can you keep my shotgun for safe keeping?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Yes, yes of course. In the likely eventuality of your death, it will be sold at auction to raise money. For science.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

If ya say so, sugar cube *gives gun* For science!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Don't worry, ForeverFrozen, let's escape on Nyan Cat's back!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Skrew that, this is my gun!

…Have you considered concealed carry?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Sounds like fun! *jumps on*

…Have you considered concealed carry?

Nope, its to big...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Right yes, so please enter the testing chamber. There are turrets within. You can recognise them as they are the spherical objects full of bullets.

 

Oh wait. That's you, in about two miniutes.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Right yes, so please enter the testing chamber. There are turrets within. You can recognise them as they are the spherical objects full of bullets.

 

Oh wait. That's you, in about two miniutes.

No no no, you got it wrong, its "You can recognize them as they are white, spherical objects full of bullets"

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Please. I got it right. I am not reading from a script here.

 

Only GLaDOs does that.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

But you are GLaDOS

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh no, I am not. I am GLaDOS's brother.