mega thread Last Poster Wins

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Nope, But I have a potato now

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: Sorry, I can't help you with that, sir. Forever, Rising, do you have any ideas?

[Life Giver 1,063]

*teleports inside shield*

 

Excuse me, I am investigating a series of freak occurrences in this area. Do you have any idea what caused them?

Sir we got word of enemies in the area...

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,746]

*Still confused*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Sir we got word of enemies in the area...

Ehhh, Cant we just go somewere and take sometime off?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope, But I have a potato now

What! Potatoes are banned under section five, article seventy three of the 1932 Root Vegetable and Fruit Act. I'm going to have to confiscate it.

 

Sir we got word of enemies in the area...

Tell me more.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Ehhh, Cant we just go somewere and take sometime off?

You got to talk to the chief miss.

 

*Turns to Questioner* We have Intel about a evil potato on the loose.

Edited February 9, 2014 by zombie king24

[CrimsonWeb 786]

What! Potatoes are banned under section five, article seventy three of the 1932 Root Vegetable and Fruit Act. I'm going to have to confiscate it.

 

Tell me more.

SCREW THAT, THIS IS MY POTATO! *teleports away*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

SCREW THAT, THIS IS MY POTATO! *teleports away*

*follows teleport*

 

You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent, but anything you do say will be misquoted and used against you. Now, come quietly, I have a teleport block on you.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE AWAY OUR FRIEND!

 

Riley slaps Questioner with a bagel.

Edited February 9, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Then, Riley, you are also under arrest.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*follows teleport*

 

You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent, but anything you do say will be misquoted and used against you. Now, come quietly, I have a teleport block on you.

*pulls out shotgun* NO! IF YOU WANT ANY MORE BELLY RUBS, LEAVE!

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,746]

What the hay...is just happening?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*pulls out shotgun* NO! IF YOU WANT ANY MORE BELLY RUBS, LEAVE!

Belly rubs? Are tyring to bribe me along with threatening me? That's another two charges to add to the list.

Edited February 9, 2014 by The Questioner

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Belly rubs? Are tyring to bribe me along with threatening me? That's another two charges to add to the list.

*looks a bit sad* Oh...sorry *falls to knees*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: Rising! Flee! Save yourself!

 

Riley empties a balloon drop bag onto Questioner.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*looks a bit sad* Oh...sorry *falls to knees*

Come quietly, and persuade your... friend to do the same, and I'll see if I can't get some time taken of your sentance.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

No...Riley should save himself.. *head falls down*

[Life Giver 1,063]

Sir, permission to hug the criminals...

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,746]

Uhm...I...didn't see...uhm...anything*Walks slowly away*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Very well then. However, for that attempted assault, I have the right to respond using terminal force.

 

 

 

Sir, permission to hug the criminals...

Denied.

Edited February 9, 2014 by The Questioner

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*starts crying* 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*puts ForeverFrozen in hoofcuffs*

 

Riley. Come quietly, this is your last warning.

[Life Giver 1,063]

How about a tackle hug to get Riley sir...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

No...Riley should save himself.. *head falls down*

Riley: I'm sorry Forever, but a good soldier never leaves his comrades behind. If your head gets chopped off, my head gets chopped off.