mega thread Last Poster Wins

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Aethel Empire?

Psh. We have more tea and undead armies than you could dream of over in The Crimson Empire!

So many forces trying to take over the universe these days. 

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Ha! The undead are so passe. Who wants a rotting corpse stinking up a nice dinner of crystalline snacks?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I'll have you know my dark and dank fortresses have the most pleasant services around. The skeleton butlers aren't so much as smelly as you'd think. Plus, if you stay with us here at The Crimson Empire, you'll get a complimentary breakfast and cocktail!

Well, providing you don't get the dungeon suite. Those axes and pitfalls can be quite unpleasant!

[Hyperhooves 872]

JOIN TEAM QUESTIONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

The Questioner already supplies me with necessary equipment for overthrowing the universe, even if I do have some disputes about customer service. The Crimson Empire WILL at least come second in all of this, I'm telling you!

[MasterCombine 316]

The Questioner already supplies me with necessary equipment for overthrowing the universe, even if I do have some disputes about customer service. The Crimson Empire WILL at least come second in all of this, I'm telling you!

 

Why resign yourself to second place? The Aethel Empire is already a member of the Universal Union. Why not pledge your allegiance as well? A victory for one of us is a victory for all. Not to mention, you'll have all the assets of the Union at your disposal. The Crimson Empire will be more powerful than ever before. 

[Hyperhooves 872]

THE QUESTIONER IS GOING TO WIN.

[MasterCombine 316]

The Universal Union will grow larger and more powerful than you can hope to imagine. 

 

Not even ALL CAPS can save you. 

[Hyperhooves 872]

OH YES IT CAN!!!!!!!!!

 

The Questioner will win this game and when he does. You all will see how awesome and powerful our empire can be!!!!!!!!

[BitterBubblegum 75]

I'M POSTING SOMETHING!

YAY

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Too bad that posts here don't count, otherwise I'd be ranking up the Level Ladder like there's no tomorrow!

(I'm still a muffin, lol)

[Hyperhooves 872]

THE QUESTIONER WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterCombine 316]

That's a negative, Ghost Rider. 

 

Pledge your allegiance to the Universal Union today. Your compliance is appreciated, but inevitable. 

[Hyperhooves 872]

JOIN THE QUESTIONER EMPIRE. WE WILL WIN. WE WILL SUCCEED!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterCombine 316]

Only the empires that comprise the Union will know victory. All others will cower in our shadow. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No-one's buying anything from the D42C. Come on, I'm sure at least one of you has a use for at least one of our creatures of mass destruction!

[MasterCombine 316]

No-one's buying anything from the D42C. Come on, I'm sure at least one of you has a use for at least one of our creatures of mass destruction!

 

What such creatures do you sell? The Combine/Universal Union might be able to use your wares. 

[deletedaccount0000 216]

RANDOM

[MasterCombine 316]

Pledge your wares and services to the Union. After all, you do want to support the victor, don't you? 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

What such creatures do you sell? The Combine/Universal Union might be able to use your wares. 

We sell heaps. We have cockatrices, chimeras, dragons, golems, griffons, hydras, leviathans, manticores, phoenixes, poltergeists and werewolves, to name a few. Some of them even come in more than one variety. You want an ice-breathing dragon instead of a fire-breathing one? You got it!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

No-one's buying anything from the D42C. Come on, I'm sure at least one of you has a use for at least one of our creatures of mass destruction!

Yeaaaaaaaah... I'd actually like to order a Dalek raiding party. Mainly because I'd like to swiftly and anonymously wipe out the combine within the sector (I'm not even going to capitalize "combine". They've become more like the unskipable ads on Youtube³ (otherwise known as 'Youtube Quantum') and because I'd like to dance with my people.

Little known fact: Daleks love to party.

[MasterCombine 316]

We sell heaps. We have cockatrices, chimeras, dragons, golems, griffons, hydras, leviathans, manticores, phoenixes, poltergeists and werewolves, to name a few. Some of them even come in more than one variety. You want an ice-breathing dragon instead of a fire-breathing one? You got it!

 

Well, that would decrease the amount of time we'd have to spend capturing specimens...

 

We'll take fifty of each, for a test run. Need to get an idea of how accepting their bodies are of the cybernetics. Name the currency you prefer to be paid in. Chances are, one of the planets/galaxies/dimensions we've conquered has more than enough of it.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, that would decrease the amount of time we'd have to spend capturing specimens...

 

We'll take fifty of each, for a test run. Need to get an idea of how accepting their bodies are of the cybernetics. Name the currency you prefer to be paid in. Chances are, one of the planets/galaxies/dimensions we've conquered has more than enough of it.

Unfortunately, we only have about 47 poltergeists at the moment. But we have at least 50 of everything else. The D42C accepts a few different types of currency, but bits are preferred. Is that acceptable?

 

 

Yeaaaaaaaah... I'd actually like to order a Dalek raiding party. Mainly because I'd like to swiftly and anonymously wipe out the combine within the sector (I'm not even going to capitalize "combine". They've become more like the unskipable ads on Youtube³ (otherwise known as 'Youtube Quantum') and because I'd like to dance with my people.

Little known fact: Daleks love to party.

Sorry, we don't sell Daleks at this time, but if you wish, we could have some ready for you in about two months. Is that acceptable?

Edited August 31, 2014 by FortyTwo42

[MasterCombine 316]

Yeaaaaaaaah... I'd actually like to order a Dalek raiding party. Mainly because I'd like to swiftly and anonymously wipe out the combine within the sector (I'm not even going to capitalize "combine". They've become more like the unskipable ads on Youtube³ (otherwise known as 'Youtube Quantum') and because I'd like to dance with my people.

Little known fact: Daleks love to party.

 

Not so anonymous when you're stating your intentions where the Union can see them.

 

But please, do! We've been putting off conquering the Daleks for too long. Having them come to us would speed things up on that track...

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Well, I am an inherent magic user so I guess I could do a bit of time-jumping.

Not so anonymous when you're stating your intentions where the Union can see them.

 

But please, do! We've been putting off conquering the Daleks for too long. Having them come to us would speed things up on that track...

Who cares if the Union knows, I just don't want to scare off any possible heroes.