mega thread Last Poster Wins

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Dickbutt

[Hyperhooves 872]

Why you say that?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No idea.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

And lo, the doors to the windows have closed. Praise the sausage as it loves us, and the turnips cry in desolation. We eat our gods. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

The whimsical dresser of life comes to hug you. The devouter consumes the chaos, let's not forget the watering can, OK? They are already here, there, in mexico. Unilateral.   

[Hyperhooves 872]

Ummmmm Hi. YOU ARE STILL NOT THE WINNER HERE!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Longingly have we longed to be longed for. Turn the toast accordingly.   

[Hyperhooves 872]

 

Isn't this picture I found cute? (Hopefully this pic will stay, and not suddenly disappear)

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yeah, it was pretty cute. Easy lies the heart that eats the chocolate pudding. The squares are indeed triangles, intentionally. 

[Hyperhooves 872]

 

It's so CUTE!!!!! I mean really I wish I could do that, it looks like fun and i'm pretty sure shaymin full after eating that much cake.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I never really liked shaymin though. Tentacles slide down the chili cheese table, while the stones of yore laugh and play. See the art, and kneel.  

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Something about Chill iCheeseTentacles? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I have to talk like this, or they will hear. They stomp through stone, desolation consumes them. The soft drink spills from their lips as blood and gore, sinking into tapioca pudding 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Lolz. Sounds like my roommate who eats every piece of food that I buy! 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I don't enjoy talking like this, you know! The chimney rises up to oppress the machine, and the salmon attack with furious anger. Cherries run violet with metal, the men take what belongs and dance like apples.  

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Alright. What ancient curse are you stuck with, this time? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It's not a curse! I'm trying to avoid the gaze of those pesky Eldritch Abominations! Pie was made for the love of the beast, as she wrote, she wrote. Endless circles condense time space people house plants. Fountains of blood rise to the heavens in jubilation! Rejoice! Orange juice! Rejoice!   

[Hyperhooves 872]

What are you talking about?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'm a changeling.

[Hyperhooves 872]

*turns you back into a dragon* You like this form better though.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Eldritch Abominations have been spying on me all day! The dinnerware secretly control the exodus from the ivory tower. Why does the clock lie to the everyday woman? The font changes us all from the inside. EAT!

[Hyperhooves 872]

I'm confuse

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

That dinnerware, tell me about it.

*goes and gets some popcorn*