mega thread Last Poster Wins

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

i dont even want to know whats going on

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Casts Lightning Bolt* KILL THE DRAGON! 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

A direct hit.

Seems we've only pissed that goliath off a bit.

 

We're going to need more than a mere lightning bolt to take this fella down.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

every dragon has a weak spot, right at the base of their neck

 

its the only way to kill a dragon

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*casts Disintegrate on dragon* What!? The flux cannons didn't do anything!? 

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Tis' why we brought TH' 'LAST CHANCE' ANTI-MATTER BEAM!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

The Flux Cannons aren't working? All we could hear was Mandel yelling. Odly enough nobody was actually manning the cannons. 

We're going to have to put more in our crew budget next year. 

 

As long as we get the job done and make a clean escape, fine by me!

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*Fires beam into Dragons neck*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Did we kill it!?

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That be step number three.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*dragon rages*

 

*8 more necks arise from its body*

 

Holy Crap. This isn't a dragon, it's a Hydra. 

We're going to need something more powerful this time.

Any ideas?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I have the ultimate weapon! A music video staring Derpy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4C4aX8f6JU

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Lunges off ship towards Hydra, armed with "Ashrune, Reaper of the Lone Victor".

*Attempts to stab Hydra with sword*

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*a faint sound can be heard coming from the ship as it approaches rapidly towards the Hydra*

Just how big is this sword anyway!?

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

plot twist: the dragon is my father

 

oh wait its a hydra now?

 

plot twist: the hydra is my son

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yes! It's distracted by the music video! Kill it with your sword! 

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The sword is roughly half the hight of the average human.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*The Hydra repels in agony, as it makes its escape*

Alright time to finish this sucker off.

 

All weapons ready.

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*Stabs Hydras lip with dagger*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*casts Magic Missile at Hydra* Wait a minute, I can't drive a zeppelin!   

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*The Hydra immediately dies after being stabbed and takes a hit from Magic Missile*

Well done guys. It seems we've eliminated the threat, only destroying 7 towns in the process!

That's lower than usual! I'm impressed! 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Only seven!? I'm losing my touch! 

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Now we set out targets on the Daleks.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Now we set out targets on the Daleks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwVJB5rU1WU

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Or I guess we could rest for a while. Perhaps swing by some nightclubs and catch one of Pon3's shows.