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Stabbin' time!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

*Disintegrates the other minions with my finger laser*

 

Alright. We have to get rid of her in some way.

What say we take her to the sun?

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Yes, very.

One last question for Sun Butt though;

Do you like bananas?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

What say we take her to the sun?

That's not going to work! We need to get creative here!  

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BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE FINDING ANY BANANAS ON THE SUN!!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Lolz Fine. Fine. That'll only work for 1,000 years anyway.

Toss her in the black hole and be done with her.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Sounds like a plan! 

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[Vortex sounds]

*Tosses Princess Horse into Vortex*

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Alright guys.

Let's get this baby into the air! 

 

*looks at the ship, it is in flames*

Hm.. Mint condition.

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No good ship is without a good coating of fire.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I call shotgun!

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I'll be on the Moon if anyone needs me.

*Floats upwards*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'ma gonna get some shut eye. It's currently past 1:00 am in my timezone!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Those moon drinks are good I've heard.

Mm.. That moon was scheduled to blow up 3 days ago.

 

Something about an ancient curse. I don't remember. 

Alright, Catch ya later then!

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Win.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Not a chance.

That win is mine I tell ya!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Win.

I claim the Win for today as well.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Technically, we all win at some point in this game.

 

For example I'm winning right now, but no doubt in a few minutes (or even seconds) someone else will take the lead from right under my nose.

 

Such is the nature of life, the universe, and everything.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Plus, with the Syndicate, a win for one is a win for all.

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Until Jerk Co. separates from the Syndicate... not that it is going to happen any time soon.

Edited October 17, 2014 by Emperor Dan Mandel

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Or ever.

 

You couldn't survive without the Syndicate.

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Hmmmm, I wouldn't bet on that.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

If you are not with us, you are against us.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Pfft, the syndicate is no match for HYDRA!