mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I don't know who that is...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Wait a minute, I know who you are! You're not "Sir Godot" at all! Your true identity is... *Pulls off your mask*

 

Status Update! 

Edited January 29, 2015 by Safer-Stormgiggle

[Hidey 2,836]

he's behaving like simon now.

 

 

Godot is the new simon?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Andy: Let's see how well you know your Big Red history.
Dwight: Bring it.
Andy: Who was Cornell's eighth president?
Dwight: Dale Raymond Corson!
Andy: Mm, I'm sorry that's incorrect. Cornell's seventh president was in fact, James A. Perkins. [writes in a notebook] Comprehension skills, sub-par.
Dwight: Hmm, interviewing skills, sub-par. [writes in a notebook]
Andy: What are you writing? Can't even give Cornell your full attention?
Dwight: On the contrary, I'm helping Cornell. By evaluating their interviewers.
Andy: Nobody wants ...that, to happen.
Dwight: Well, when they get my evaluation we'll see if they're interested.
Andy: "Applicant is attempting to blackmail interviewer, showing low moral character."
Dwight: "Interviewer is threatening applicant with an arbitrary review process."
Andy: "Applicant is wasting everyone's time with stupid and inane accusations."
Dwight: "Interviewer has suspect motives."
Andy: "Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid." 
Dwight: "Interviewer has turned off applicant's interest in Cornell, and they are going to go to the vastly superior Dartmouth." Ever heard of it? I think I have everything I need.
Andy: I have everything I need- [talking over each other]
Dwight: And you will be hearing from the -
Andy: And you will be hearing from -
Dwight: -Cornell Application Department, 
Andy: which I will not be a part of-
Dwight: And you will not be pleased with the result. [pulls table away from Andy]
Andy: And YOU will not be pleased with the result!
Dwight: And your affiliation with Cornell -
Andy: And your affiliation with Cornell -
Dwight: Will end completely!
Andy: Will end completely!
Dwight: [has won the table war] That is all sir, you may go.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Andy: Let's see how well you know your Big Red history.

Dwight: Bring it.

Andy: Who was Cornell's eighth president?

Dwight: Dale Raymond Corson!

Andy: Mm, I'm sorry that's incorrect. Cornell's seventh president was in fact, James A. Perkins. [writes in a notebook] Comprehension skills, sub-par.

Dwight: Hmm, interviewing skills, sub-par. [writes in a notebook]

Andy: What are you writing? Can't even give Cornell your full attention?

Dwight: On the contrary, I'm helping Cornell. By evaluating their interviewers.

Andy: Nobody wants ...that, to happen.

Dwight: Well, when they get my evaluation we'll see if they're interested.

Andy: "Applicant is attempting to blackmail interviewer, showing low moral character."

Dwight: "Interviewer is threatening applicant with an arbitrary review process."

Andy: "Applicant is wasting everyone's time with stupid and inane accusations."

Dwight: "Interviewer has suspect motives."

Andy: "Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid." 

Dwight: "Interviewer has turned off applicant's interest in Cornell, and they are going to go to the vastly superior Dartmouth." Ever heard of it? I think I have everything I need.

Andy: I have everything I need- [talking over each other]

Dwight: And you will be hearing from the -

Andy: And you will be hearing from -

Dwight: -Cornell Application Department, 

Andy: which I will not be a part of-

Dwight: And you will not be pleased with the result. [pulls table away from Andy]

Andy: And YOU will not be pleased with the result!

Dwight: And your affiliation with Cornell -

Andy: And your affiliation with Cornell -

Dwight: Will end completely!

Andy: Will end completely!

Dwight: [has won the table war] That is all sir, you may go.

Am I missing something?

Or is it because I can't brain today?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Or is it because I can't brain today?

Oh hey, if you're not using your brain, can I have it?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Uhh, no...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMFso-BkfZI

 

 

Uhh, no...

Brains, brains, I won't lie!

I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.

Sure they might think it's deranged,

But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Am I missing something?

Or is it because I can't brain today?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Meh, I dislike that show. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Meh, I dislike that show.

I never really saw it.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I never really saw it.

I suppose you just ignored that entire song about me wanting to eat your brain and zombify you?

 

And I never really saw it either. Just one episode.  

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Nope, I saw the song...

 

I suppose you just ignored that entire song

[Hidey 2,836]

Pink uses Dark Hole to clear the thread of posts.

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Nope, I saw the song...

Brains, brains, I won't lie!

I'll eat Punicpunch's brain 'til he's zombified.

Sure he might think it's deranged,

But he won't give it a thought after I've eaten his brain.

Edited January 29, 2015 by Safer-Stormgiggle

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Brains, brains, I won't lie! I'll eat Punicpunch's brain 'til he's zombified. Sure he might think it's deranged, But he won't give it a thought after I've eaten his brain.

...Now's probably a good time to use my self-defense mechanisms...

[Hidey 2,836]

I have this card:

 

 

You better be jelly 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

"And that's how elections are started!"

"Any questions class?"

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

...Now's probably a good time to use my self-defense mechanisms...

Oh yeah, you never told us exactly what those did! I can't wait to see what they do! :grin2:  

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Oh yeah, you never told us exactly what those did! I can't wait to see what they do! :grin2:  

I mean, I only have, three of them so far...and they're all weapons...