mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Zigfried Lloyd was one of my old names. You know that, right?

It doesn't matter, because your real name is status update.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

that's why I'm calling you zig

 

I just told you 

Yeah,I know. But,you said that it stood for Ziggy Stardust.

Which is not true.

 

It doesn't matter, because your real name is status update.

I can't even post those anymore. So,no point in calling me that.

[Hidey 2,836]

Yeah,I know. But,you said that it stood for Ziggy Stardust.

 

No I meant I keep calling you it because it makes me think of ziggy stardust

 

I like david bowie 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I can't even post those anymore. So,no point in calling me that.

Why can't you post status updates, status update?

Edited February 22, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No I meant I keep calling you it because it makes me think of ziggy stardust

 

I like david bowie 

I don't really like being called David Bowie.

 

Why can't you post status updates?

Been suspended from it for quite a while now. 

 

I think that your buddy forgot about me.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I think that your buddy forgot about me.

 

Why do you say that, status update?

[Hidey 2,836]

I don't really like being called David Bowie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNv4v8hu_Lw

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

What should I kill now?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

What should I kill now?

The better question is, what is something within your vicinity that is alive?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

 

Why do you say that, status update?

 

I don't want to say with fear of being banned. I've probably said too much already.

 

But,a couple sad status updates later,and wham I'm suspended from posting statuses.

 

That was back when I was Zigfried Lloyd,though. So,it's been quite a while.

 

Anyways,the joke of Status Update was for it to say "Status Update posted a status update."

But,not being able to post statuses ruins the joke. So,whatever.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNv4v8hu_Lw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnU5qUJGWzU&index=7&list=PL2F442294C3DC44B5

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

What should I kill now?

Kill all the monsters, 42! All of them.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, I've just spent the last few moments sneaking around stealing eggs from this thing:

 

Not that I couldn't have just killed it and then taken its eggs. Now that I put it like that, I wonder why I ever bothered with the sneaking...

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Well, I've just spent the last few moments sneaking around stealing eggs from this thing:

Rathian.png

 

Not that I couldn't have just killed it and then taken its eggs. Now that I put it like that, I wonder why I ever bothered with the sneaking...

Kill

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Not that I couldn't have just killed it and then taken its eggs. Now that I put it like that, I wonder why I ever bothered with the sneaking...

No, leaving it alive for now is the best option. Wait until you see it's reaction to your stealing it's eggs, and then kill it.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

No, leaving it alive for now is the best option. Wait until you see it's reaction to your stealing it's eggs, and then kill it.

But...

Kill...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

But... Kill...

Don't you want to see it's reaction when it realizes it's eggs are gone? It should be fun to watch! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Don't you want to see it's reaction when it realizes it's eggs are gone? It should be fun to watch! 

:okiedokielokie:

Kill

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

:okiedokielokie:

Kill

By the way, since, our ship is official, aren't you going to ask me out on a date? I expect you to take me out to a fancy dinner! Or trap me in a nigh-inescapable maze.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

By the way, since, our ship is official, aren't you going to ask me out on a date? I expect you to take me out to a fancy dinner! Or trap me in a nigh-inescapable maze.

Meh

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Oh my goodness! It's 12:24 here. That's way over my bedtime.

 

Nighty night,everyone.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Meh

Meh!? :okiedokielokie:  That's rather insulting! 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No, leaving it alive for now is the best option. Wait until you see it's reaction to your stealing it's eggs, and then kill it.

Well, given it was chasing me down trying to kill me when I was running away with its eggs, I'd say I've seen its reaction to me stealing its eggs.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Meh!? :okiedokielokie:  That's rather insulting! 

Well, given it was chasing me down trying to kill me when I was running away with its eggs, I'd say I've seen its reaction to me stealing its eggs.

Kill

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Kill

But...

Kill...

:okiedokielokie:

Kill

 

Kill

 

If it helps, I've already killed another one of them before. But I wasn't interested in stealing its eggs back then.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

If it helps, I've already killed another one of them before. But I wasn't interested in stealing its eggs back then.

So...

Kill?