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[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WACc96PX4dk

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WACc96PX4dk

 

Are you saying I should criticize the fact that you are an eyeless orphan?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Are you saying I should criticize the fact that you are an eyeless orphan?

No. That would be needlessly cruel. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

No. That would be needlessly cruel. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What don't you get?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

What don't you get?

You are offended, I say sorry, you tell me not to say sorry, I question why I shouldn't be apologizing, and you say to not not apologize.

 

I don't understand it...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You are offended, I say sorry, you tell me not to say sorry, I question why I shouldn't be apologizing, and you say to not not apologize.   I don't understand it...

Punicpunch, I'm insane. Trying to understand my logic is almost impossible. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Punicpunch, I'm insane. Trying to understand my logic is almost impossible. 

Fair enough

Let's strike up a new conversation!

 

I've began creating a lore for my Dungeons & Dragons campaign, any suggestions?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I've began creating a lore for my Dungeons & Dragons campaign, any suggestions?

Absolutely. What do you have so far?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Absolutely. What do you have so far?

I've created a whole continent that splits into 4 parts:

1. Humans live in a half desert, half plains-like country on the western coast that is home to many different islands
2. Elves live in a woodsy environment that has a long, slim, curving country along the eastern coast.
3. Dwarves live in a crowded area in the middle of the continent under a very cold biome in which the
4. Halflings inhabit the largest area bordering the south of the Human country. Because of their smallness of their stature, it results in quick reproduction, taking up much space.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I've created a whole continent that splits into 4 parts: Humans live in a half desert, half plains-like country on the western coast that is home to many different islands Elves live in a woodsy environment that has a long, slim, curving country along the eastern coast. Dwarves live in a crowded area in the middle of the continent under a very cold biome in which the Halflings inhabit the largest area bordering the south of the Human country. Because of their smallness of their stature, it results in quick reproduction, taking up much space.

You have a good setting, but what about a plot?

I don't know what's going on in this picture, but I like it!

Edited February 24, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

You have a good setting, but what about a plot?

I make up different plots per session.

As I've said before, I've had one session so far.

TACTICAL 42, INCOMING!

I was getting around to starting my fanfiction, but then I saw this in the "Don't Post" rules:

 

Stories that are clearly written as an in-joke between a group of people with little relevance to those outside the group, colloquially known as "circle-jerking."

 

Do you think that'll be a problem?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I was getting around to starting my fanfiction, but then I saw this in the "Don't Post" rules:   Stories that are clearly written as an in-joke between a group of people with little relevance to those outside the group, colloquially known as "circle-jerking."   Do you think that'll be a problem?

Yeah, that would be a problem.

 

 

 

I make up different plots per session. As I've said before, I've had one session so far.

What plot do you currently have? 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

What plot do you currently have? 

I don't have one...

I make the campaign plot up as a bunch of small plots.

The only thing that happened so far is that orcs have attacked a village.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Hi everyone!

 

All you got to do is go on an insane rant! Like this:

 

I LIKE VANILLA ICE CREAM, YOU WORTHLESS MEAT BAGS!!! VANILLA ICE CREAM ISN'T BLAND OR BORING, IT'S DELICIOUS, AND I'LL RUTHLESSLY MURDER ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENT!!! 

I LIKE VANILLA ICE CREAM TOO, YOU HIDEOUS MAGGOTS! LET'S GO OUT AND HAVE VANILLA ICE CREAM TOGETHER!!!

 

Stormgiggle looked deeply into Punicpunch's soulless robotic eyes, and rubbed her hoof through his synthetic hair as they sat together under the moonless night sky.

 

"Make me the happiest mare in the world, you mechanical automaton. Kiss me under the stars, my love!" Strormgiggle softly whispered.

 

Punicpunch responded with a series of beeps and electronic whirring sounds. Stormgiggle let out a happy gasp at his reply, and closed her eyes, gently leaning in for the kiss. She found herself unprepared for what awaited her as Punicpunch stabbed her with his electrified hook sword. She let out a long, grating death rattle, as she slumped to the ground, dead.

 

"Organic life form destroyed." Punicpunch emotionleslly replied. "Crush. Kill. Destroy. Danger Will Robinson, danger!"

Such an amazing story! I was on the edge of my seat the whole time! I've been thinking about maybe writing a story about my OCs sometime, maybe about how they met and became friends. But laziness is a huge barrier to such a plan.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Yeah, that would be a problem.

Is there any way I could get this on the internet though?

I don't want to put it on a random site though...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Is there any way I could get this on the internet though?

Just throw it into the thread!

 

 

Hi everyone!

 

I LIKE VANILLA ICE CREAM TOO, YOU HIDEOUS MAGGOTS! LET'S GO OUT AND HAVE VANILLA ICE CREAM TOGETHER!!!

 

Such an amazing story! I was on the edge of my seat the whole time! I've been thinking about maybe writing a story about my OCs sometime, maybe about how they met and became friends. But laziness is a huge barrier to such a plan.

Hello, 42!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Just throw it into the thread!

I was planning on making it quite long.

I suppose I could put it in the Fanfiction section of these forums...

Here is a rough picture of the continent I drew in Paint:

M = Human

E= Elf

D = Dwarf

H = Halfling

U = Unclaimed

Edited February 24, 2015 by Punicpunch

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I LIKE VANILLA ICE CREAM TOO, YOU HIDEOUS MAGGOTS! LET'S GO OUT AND HAVE VANILLA ICE CREAM TOGETHER!!!

 

I'd love to go out and eat ice cream with you! 

...Even though you don't have a digestive system...

 

 

I suppose I could put it in the Fanfiction section of these forums...

That would be best. 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Fos koros? fos Zu'u staavek? 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Fos koros? fos Zu'u staavek? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I was planning on making it quite long.

I suppose I could put it in the Fanfiction section of these forums...

Here is a rough picture of the continent I drew in Paint:

M = Human

E= Elf

D = Dwarf

H = Halfling

U = Unclaimed

Unclaimed? Who do I ask about buying that territory?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Unclaimed? Who do I ask about buying that territory?

You aren't in this campaign

 

Although, this gives me an idea...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Although, this gives me an idea...

 

What idea?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

What idea?

 

I could incorporate an evil necromancer at some point.