mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*sets up an ice cream shop*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

So, where do we go? You have a place in mind that makes good vanilla ice cream?

Unfortunately not. I guess you'll have to choose the venue...

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, I heard there was a really good ice cream shop set up a few posts away about 5 minutes ago.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

The ice cream there is to die for.... not literally.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Well, I heard there was a really good ice cream shop set up a few posts away about 5 minutes ago.

Sure, I'd be happy to go there with you! :grin2:  

 

 

The ice cream there is do die for

If this is an any way a trap, I will NEVER forgive you.  :okiedokielokie:

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Okay!

 

*Arrives at Rubik's ice cream shop.*

 

Wait... I think I know that shopkeeper...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Wait... I think I know that shopkeeper...

Yes, he does look familiar... 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I want some romantic shot. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Welcome to Questionable Ice Cream! Can I take your order please?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, shall we order our food, 42?

 

 

I want some romantic shot. 

 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

*Holds camera*

 

I'm trying to make a movie here, now continue with your date! This should be better than Twilight's...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*grabs the camera, and brutally murders Simon the Salem with it, before hauling the body out back*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Welcome to Questionable Ice Cream! Can I take your order please?

Well, shall we order our food, 42?

Yes, we would both like some vanilla ice cream please.

 

Oh, and I'll be paying for the both of us.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Yes, we would both like some vanilla ice cream please.

 

Oh, and I'll be paying for the both of us.

Very well then, sirs, but payment will not be necessary, the corpse will do.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

*Crawls in then holds the new camera*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Very well then, sirs, but payment will not be necessary, the corpse will do.

Err, 'corpse'?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm beginning to like this place.

 

Shall we sit down, 42? This ice cream looks really good!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

5 min, I need to record for 5 min. 

Edited February 24, 2015 by Simon the Salem

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

5 min, I need to record 5 more min. 

  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Continue with your date already. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*Sits down.*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Continue with your date already. 

I don't know what you're doing, but if you try to ruin my date, your suffering will be legendary.  

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*grabs the corpse, hauls it out back again, and puts it in the industrial freezer, which cannot be opened from the inside, before returning and stamping the camera flat*

 

Damn undead.

It's so hard to get ingredients that don't try and escape these days

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Sits down.*

*Sits down beside 42*

 

Mmm, this ice cream is wonderful! Vanilla is my favorite!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I know! I love vanilla!

 

Why do I have the feeling that someone is stalking us?

Edited February 24, 2015 by FortyTwo42