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[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

*Becomes Wilfre and escapes. Calls Tirek for support then holds the new camera*

 

You can't capture me now, I'm shadow. 

 

Tirek won't do anything to ruin your date. Just continue. 

 

*Starts filming* 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Why do I have the feeling that someone is stalking us?

Don't worry about that. Let's just continue our date.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*destroys the new camera, banishes Tirek back to Tartarus, and sends Wilfre with him*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

This ice cream shop owner is so aggressive.... is he a pony or a human? Like I said, I'm shadow. You can't do anything. 

 

*Eats Stormgiggle's ice cream and flies away* 

Edited February 24, 2015 by Simon the Salem

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Neither, I'm an omnipotent being from outside all universes.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

This ice cream shop owner is so aggressive.... is he a pony or a human? 

I think he's a Q. It would explain his omnipotence. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

So... How's life, Stormgiggle?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

*Comes back, eats 42 and Stormgiggle's ice cream and flies away. Then starts filming from the distance*

 

Now he can't get me. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

One does not simply leave Tartarus.

 

*rewinds time to prevent Wilfre from leaving Tartarus, thus preventing it from eating the ice cream*

 

 

@, I'll send you the video I'm making later, fool. Just stay away.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

*Eats Stormgiggle's ice cream and flies away* 

You're dead to me.

 

 

 

So... How's life, Stormgiggle?

It's wonderful! Especially since you're here... 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*rewinds time*

So... How's life, Stormgiggle?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

*Keeps filming*

 

Perfect scene. I'll make the best movie in the world. 

#Edit:

 

 

*Rewinds time again* 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

So... How's life, Stormgiggle?

*sighs*

 

It's wonderful. Especially with you here... 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

 

Rewinds time again 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*Keeps filming*

 

Perfect scene. I'll make the best movie in the world. 

#Edit:

 

 

*Rewinds time again* 

*rewinds time again to prevent you leaving Tartarus or rewinding time, and removes ALL powers.

 

Just stay the hell away. You are far to obvious when it comes to making a video, try some subtlety next time.

 

I really will send you a copy of my video, that they have no idea is being made so they act more natural.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Why are you not letting me film???!!!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*sighs*

 

It's wonderful. Especially with you here... 

I couldn't agree more...

 

Are you getting some strange sense of déjà vu?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Why are you not letting me film???!!!

You wont catch them acting naturally, which means the film isn't as good.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

*Calls Celestia for support then gets the new camera and starts filming* 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*Calls Celestia for support then gets the new camera and starts filming* 

*rewinds time to prevent you doing any of that*

 

Read the small grey text in some of my previous posts.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

*Breaks something that lets you rewind time then starts filming again*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

You know what, sod it.

 

*causes an electromagnetic distortion field*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Sod it? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I couldn't agree more...   Are you getting some strange sense of déjà vu?

*Finishes ice cream*

This was really nice, 42. Although I hope we can go somewhere a little more... private next time.

 

If you mean the unfathomable rage i'm currently feeling, then yes. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Yes, I'm not going to keep banishing you back to tartarus, I'm just going to prevent any form of recording device from working (except my own, hidden cameras).

 

 

The only one allowed to violate the privacy of my guests is me.