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[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I'm getting your cameras' sd cards. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

They don't have SD cards.

 

Besides, go back and read the small grey text. You don't have to steal recordings.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

What grey text?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

On two of my previous posts. Might be hard to see.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*Finishes ice cream*

This was really nice, 42. Although I hope we can go somewhere a little more... private next time.

 

If you mean the unfathomable rage i'm currently feeling, then yes. 

Perhaps it might be best to arrange our next date in secret next time...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Hmmm, seems their date didn't go so well. May need to rewind it again....

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Rubik, next time, don't ruin it. If I film, let me film. 

 

*Walks up to Stormgiggle like nothing happened*

 

How was your date?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You're a dead man, Phantom. No one makes such a mockery of my date and lives. Rest assured, your death will be painfully, agonizingly slow. 

 

 

Perhaps it might be best to arrange our next date in secret next time...

As long as I'm with you, anything will be fine.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Don't call me phantom, you're a dead man too. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*rewinds date back to the beginning, without any irritating disruptions*

 

*seats the Salem at another table with a hidden camera*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Good..... can I have the recordings? 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Good..... can I have the recordings? 

Shush, don't be so obvious! We'll talk later.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Alright..

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

*rewinds date back to the beginning, without any irritating disruptions*

That won't work, I am fully aware of any time shenanigans you may attempt. This date is over. I would declare eternal vengeance on you too if your ice cream wasn't so good.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

That won't work, I am fully aware of any time shenanigans you may attempt. This date is over. I would declare eternal vengeance on you too if your ice cream wasn't so good.

I was trying to make sure it went right.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Now Stormiggle.... let's say my name one more time. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I was trying to make sure it went right.

Doesn't matter, it's already over for better or worse. You'll just have to use the footage you already have.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Doesn't matter, it's already over for better or worse. You'll just have to use the footage you already have.

Oh, not the video, that's fine regardless of what the actual footage is, I meant the date, for the two of you.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Rubik! You wanted to join me! Why didn't you tell me? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I meant the date, for the two of you.

It really doesn't matter as long as I'm with 42. That's what is important. 

 

 

Now Stormiggle.... let's say my name one more time. 

:okiedokielokie:  

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

It really doesn't matter as long as I'm with 42. That's what is important. 

Well, if you are sure, then fine. It's not often we get time sensitives in here, most people don't realise when i rewind time to ensure things go better.

 

Still, please accept these complimentary lifetime vouchers for free ice cream at any store on the chain.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Just say my name... you can tell the differences between Simon and Simon anyway..

Edited February 24, 2015 by Simon the Salem

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

That won't work, I am fully aware of any time shenanigans you may attempt. This date is over. I would declare eternal vengeance on you too if your ice cream wasn't so good.

What time shenanigans? We just got here and sat down, right? Why is the date already over?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

You might need to run it once more, for 42. Gets tiring, I'm sure.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

This is not good...