mega thread Last Poster Wins

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No, I am One.

Everything is One.

One is everything.

If something is above One, it will be split up until it is equal to One.

If something is below One, it will will be combined with something else until it is equal to One.

Oh, you're going to try to split me up until I'm one? How cute. You see, I'd much rather have you 'combined with something else until it is equal to Forty Two.' So, that's what we're going to do.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*The bolt hits Stormgiggle. She isn't affected.*

 

"Pathetic.You do realize my own magic can't hurt me, right?"

 

*Stormgiggle crates a toxic black haze! The poisonous fumes begin to fill the room...*

 

*Stormgiggle sends waves of dark energy towards One!*

Oh, you're going to try to split me up until I'm one? How cute. You see, I'd much rather have you 'combined with something else until it is equal to Forty Two.' So, that's what we're going to do.

42! Get behind me! I won't let you get hurt!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

42! Get behind me! I won't let you get hurt!

Hey, I'm just as capable of fighting as you ar- Oh, right, you're filling the room with toxins. That's why you want me out of there.

 

*42 retreats behind Stormgiggle.*

 

*42 uses Buff Multiply!*

 

*Stormgiggle's physical defence and evasion boosts are doubled!*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*reads newspaper*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*One alters the values of the Toxic Black Haze*

 

[Effects: Poison + Slow + Instant Damage]

[Damage|Instant: 30]

[Damage|Turn: 5]

[speed reduction: 10]

[Debuff duration: 0|On contact]

-->

[Effects: Heal]

[Heal|Turn: 5]

[buff duration: 0|On contact]

[behavior: Follow]

 

Toxic Black Haze --> Healing mist

*One strikes Stormgiggle with Battlehammer*

[Hidey 2,836]

*reads newspaper*

 

bad! *sprays water on the newspaper* bad!

Edited March 14, 2015 by PinkProlific IV

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*One alters the values of the Toxic Black Haze*

 

[Effects: Poison + Slow + Instant Damage]

[Damage|Instant: 30]

[Damage|Turn: 5]

[speed reduction: 10]

[Debuff duration: 0|On contact]

-->

[Effects: Heal]

[Heal|Turn: 5]

[buff duration: 0|On contact]

[behavior: Follow]

 

Toxic Black Haze --> Healing mist

*Stormgiggle reverts the healing mist back into Toxic Black Haze*

 

"You impudent little whelp! Do you honestly think you can alter my magic!?"

 

*Stormgiggle blasts One with a barrage of shadowbolts!*

 

 

*One strikes Stormgiggle with Battlehammer*

*Stormgiggle takes moderate damage.* 

 

 

*42 uses Buff Multiply!*   *Stormgiggle's physical defence and evasion boosts are doubled!*

Thank you! 

 

 

 

Hey, I'm just as capable of fighting as you ar- Oh, right, you're filling the room with toxins. That's why you want me out of there.

No, you shouldn't be affected by poison gas. You're a giant floating number, so you don't have lungs. I just don't want you getting hurt...   

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

bad! *sprays water on the newspaper* bad!

 

*causes newspaper to be dry*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

bad! *sprays water on the newspaper* bad!

Good job Pink! Now send him to his room without supper! 

[Hidey 2,836]

*causes newspaper to be dry*

 

couldn't you read news online 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*Stormgiggle blasts One with a barrage of shadowbolts!*

*Stormgiggle takes moderate damage.* 

 

!replace Shadowbolt/Fragilerock

[Fragilerock value default]

[Drop: none]

-->

[Drop: Potionstrength + Potionheal]

 

*One smashes the flying rocks*

*One is healed*

*Strength is increased*

 

(This is what it is like to battle just One Program Mage. Imagine an army of these guys hunting down everything that they believe to be imperfect. Yeah. Godmod to the max, but that's what happens when you try to steal the life creating machine.)

Edited March 14, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

couldn't you read news online 

I could, but I wont

[Hidey 2,836]

I could, but I wont

 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

!replace Shadowbolt/Fragilerock

[Fragilerock value default]

[Drop: none]

-->

[Drop: Potionstrength + Potionheal]

 

*One smashes the flying rocks*

*One is healed*

*Strength is increased*

*42 uses Buff Divide!*

 

*One's strength boost is halved!*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

!replace Shadowbolt/Fragilerock

[Fragilerock value default]

[Drop: none]

-->

[Drop: Potionstrength + Potionheal]

 

*One smashes the flying rocks*

*One is healed*

*Strength is increased*

*Stormgiggle brings One's shadow to life!*

 

*Stormgiggle summons a shadow elemental!*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*Stormgiggle brings One's shadow to life!*

 

*Stormgiggle summons a shadow elemental!*

*42 uses Mimic!*

 

*42 summons a shadow elemental!*

[Hidey 2,836]

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

[shadowelemental value default]

[Faction: Magic|Enemy]

-->

[Faction: Magic|Programally]

 

*One orders the Shadow Elementals to attack Stormgiggle*

 

*One remains still*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

[shadowelemental value default]

[Faction: Magic|Enemy]

-->

[Faction: Magic|Programally]

 

*One orders the Shadow Elementals to attack Stormgiggle*

 

*One remains still*

*42 uses Reset!*

 

*One Shadow Elemental's defaults restored!*

 

*42 misses other Shadow Elemental!*

 

*42 commands Shadow Elemental to attack Shadow Elemental!*

 

Uhh, I may be just about to destroy both our Shadow Elementals, Stormgiggle...

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*One uses Beacon*

*One is unable to move*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

[shadowelemental value default]

[Faction: Magic|Enemy]

-->

[Faction: Magic|Programally]

 

*One orders the Shadow Elementals to attack Stormgiggle*

 

*One remains still*

*Stormgiggle easily regains control of the shadow elementals*

 

"You think you can turn my very essence against me? How foolish of you. Besides, you should have gone after your own shadow."

 

*Stormgiggle gives 42 a tender kiss! 42's morale dramatically increases! 42's initiative dramatically increases!*

 

*Stormgiggle blasts One with a bolt of Stygian lightning!*

 

*One's Shadow begins ripping him apart!*

 

*Shadow Elemental A slashes at One with its claws!*

 

*Shadow Elemental B shoots a shadowbolt at One!*

*42 uses Reset!*

 

*One Shadow Elemental's defaults restored!*

 

*42 misses other Shadow Elemental!*

 

*42 commands Shadow Elemental to attack Shadow Elemental!*

 

Uhh, I may be just about to destroy both our Shadow Elementals, Stormgiggle...

Don't worry about it. I took care of it.

Edited March 14, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*One bursts into flame*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Well, that crossword was easy.

 

*tosses newspaper aside, it landing on One*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*Newspaper burns*

One has been defeated.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*Stormgiggle easily regains control of the shadow elementals*

 

"You think you can turn my very essence against me? How foolish of you. Besides, you should have gone after your own shadow."

 

*Stormgiggle gives 42 a tender kiss! 42's morale dramatically increases! 42's initiative dramatically increases!*

 

*Stormgiggle blasts One with a bolt of Stygian lightning!*

 

*One's Shadow begins ripping him apart!*

 

*Shadow Elemental A slashes at One with its claws!*

 

*Shadow Elemental B shoots a shadowbolt at One!*

Don't worry about it. I took care of it.

*42 uses Double!*

 

*42 created a double of himself! Who's the real 42?*

 

*42 A used Subtraction!*

 

*42 A launches a minus sign at One!*

 

*42 B used Exponential!*

 

*All of 42 B's stats slightly rise!*