mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm bored. And sad... but mainly bored.

That's a shame. When I'm bored, I start contemplating the meaning of life. Why not try that?

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That's a shame. When I'm bored, I start contemplating the meaning of life. Why not try that?

 

That's half of the reason why I'm sad.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

That's half of the reason why I'm sad.

Ah. Well, when life's got you down, just remember that this thing you call sadness is just a chemical reaction in your brain! In any case, I'm here for you! 

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Ah. Well, when life's got you down, just remember that this thing you call sadness is just a chemical reaction in your brain! In any case, I'm here for you! 

 

Brains suck.

[Skye-42 27]

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small human is ready to fight

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Brains suck.

Well, if you don't want it I'll happily take it off your hands!

 

 

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small human is ready to fight

Okay. Do you want the opening attack, or should I go first?

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Well, if you don't want it I'll happily take it off your hands!

 

My hands don't have brains.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Seriously though, you should give me your brain. 

[CheeryFox 23,822]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Stormfury! I see you're come to help me lose again.

[CheeryFox 23,822]

Stormfury! I see you're come to help me lose again.

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Huh?   I have no idea what message you're trying to get across. 

Edited June 10, 2015 by Slain Stormgiggle

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Hey, guys! It's been a while, but I'm back to compete for the last post! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hey, guys! It's been a while, but I'm back to compete for the last post! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!

Sorry 42, but trying to win is passe. Everypony is playing to lose now.

[CheeryFox 23,822]

Huh?   I have no idea what message you're trying to get across. 

 

Randomness. 

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Win.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Sorry 42, but trying to win is passe. Everypony is playing to lose now.

Really? Then our interest are mutual. I want to win, and you want to lose. So, the logical action if for all of you to stop posting, so you lose and I win, and everyone is happy!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Randomness. 

Ah, that explains things! Carry on your noble crusade!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Randomness. 

I do like randomness. I'm actually studying probability on one of my uni units right now.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Really? Then our interest are mutual. I want to win, and you want to lose. So, the logical action if for all of you to stop posting, so you lose and I win, and everyone is happy!

Ah, but if I stop posting I only lose once. However, If I keep posting I'll lose multiple times!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Ah, but if I stop posting I only lose once. However, If I keep posting I'll lose multiple times!

But... I want to win!

 

Actually, applying that logic to my situation, if I keep posting then I'll win multiple times! This therefore seems like a beneficial arrangement for the two of us!

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Win.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No, my win! MY WIN!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

But... I want to win!

 

Actually, applying that logic to my situation, if I keep posting then I'll win multiple times! This therefore seems like a beneficial arrangement for the two of us!

Yay!  Then we can work together! 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Yay!  Then we can work together! 

Yep!