mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Starlight Fan 538]

HA! You're not the only one who has experience being a bard!

 

*Stormgiggle pulls out her lute and starts singing!*

A wandering minstrel I —

A thing of shreds and patches,

Of ballads, songs and snatches,

And dreamy lullaby!

My catalogue is long,

Through every passion ranging,

And to your humours changing

I tune my supple song!

I tune my supple song! 

 

And ouch! That song wasn't as bad as the last one, but it was still painful! 

I can be a much better bard, but right now I'm just misusing my powers for torturing entertaining you. 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Win.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'M NOT DAN!

Win.

Sorry Da- A.I. Pony, but I keep forgetting... And in my defense, your avatar is Dan right now...

 

But then again, maybe I'll just use me influence to have your name legally changed to Dan.

I can be a much better bard, but right now I'm just misusing my powers for torturing entertaining you. 

Is that so? Then it seems we'll have to have a bard-off! The heat is on!

 

Edited August 3, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

That's really good music...

Hey... I saw that.

Edited August 3, 2015 by CinnamonPop

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Sorry Da- A.I. Pony, but I keep forgetting... And in my defense, your avatar is Dan right now...

 

But then again, maybe I'll just use me influence to have your name legally changed to Dan.

 

You have no influence you spineless backstabbing snake of a necromancer.

You've lied about my promised Ley-charged Orichalcum for the last time!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

That's really good music...

Hey... I saw that.

I'm glad you like it!    

[Starlight Fan 538]

Is that so? Then it seems we'll have to have a bard-off! The heat is on!

 

 

Why need a bard off? I'm clearly the official bard, according to this offisial bard sertific8

 

________________

offisial bard sertific8

 

Times is le offisial bard of last postur winz

______________

 

this song is perfect for reading of sertific8s

 

Edited August 3, 2015 by Timesten

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You have no influence you spineless backstabbing snake of a necromancer.

You've lied about my promised Ley-charged Orichalcum for the last time!

What!? Thou art baser than a cutpurse, thou mewling full-gorged minnow! I have plenty of influence!

 

And you'll get your Ley-charged Orichalcum in the way of a magical construct made of Ley-charged Orichalcum smashing you into bits!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

 

What!? Thou art baser than a cutpurse, thou mewling full-gorged minnow! I have plenty of influence!

 

And you'll get your Ley-charged Orichalcum in the way of a magical construct made of Ley-charged Orichalcum smashing you into bits!

 

 

Must have taken you a long while to go to a Shakespeare insult generator and paste your first result. Even the thought of such a plan sounds difficult.

 

It better be made of exactly thirty Arequarian units of pure Ley-charged Orichalcum.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Why need a bard off? I'm clearly the official bard, according to this offisial bard sertific8   ________________ offisial bard sertific8 Times is le offisial bard of last postur winz ______________   this song is perfect for reading of sertific8s

 

That's obviously real... maybe you are a Bard after all. Here's my degree:

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

"Notta Fakname"?

Wow, sounds like a real legit name to me!

That Dan Mandel dude sounds like a really cool guy too!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Must have taken you a long while to go to a Shakespeare insult generator and paste your first result. Even the thought of such a plan sounds difficult.

 

It better be made of exactly thirty Arequarian units of pure Ley-charged Orichalcum.

 

Are you kidding? You'll never even get an atom of the stuff from me.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

 

Are you kidding? You'll never even get an atom of the stuff from me.

 

So you won't send a giant Orichalcum construct to me?

You just can't keep your promises, can you?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

So you won't send a giant Orichalcum construct to me?

You just can't keep your promises, can you?

Of course not. I am a villain, after all.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

What kind of villain fails at simple soul summoning?

[Starlight Fan 538]

That's obviously real... maybe you are a Bard after all. Here's my degree:

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Not bad, but I'm still proven to be the official bard of LPW, due to the offisial bard sertific8

 

 

I feel like I'm 12 again

Edited August 3, 2015 by Timesten

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Not bad, but I'm still proven to be the official bard of LPW, due to the offisial bard sertific8

What kind of villain fails at simple soul summoning?

You cast the soul summoning, not me.

[Starlight Fan 538]

But wait, I was appointed by Pink, and that automatically makes me the best bard.

 

you are now the thread bard

 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

You cast the soul summoning, not me.

 

You were summoned. You did not appear.

I set up an entire ritual and cast the spell correctly but you didn't even say hello. That's just rude.

I even made a cake for your arrival, but now I don't even feel like sharing it with you.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

But wait, I was appointed by Pink, and that automatically makes me the best bard.

Pink!? Yes, he was once master here but now I have returned to claim my rightful title as God-Emperor of this thread!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Pink!? Yes, he was once master here but now I have returned to claim my rightful title as God-Emperor of this thread!

 

Gods don't bleed.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You were summoned. You did not appear.

I set up an entire ritual and cast the spell correctly but you didn't even say hello. That's just rude.

I even made a cake for your arrival, but now I don't even feel like sharing it with you.

It's not my fault if I didn't appear. Clearly you did something wrong if I didn't show up. A summoning spell forces whatever you summon to appear before you, ergo if I didn't show up the spell didn't do what it was supposed to do.

Gods don't bleed.

I don't have any blood.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

It's not my fault if I didn't appear. Clearly you did something wrong if I didn't show up. A summoning spell forces whatever you summon to appear before you, ergo if I didn't show up the spell didn't do what it was supposed to do.

I don't have any blood.

 

At least Death had the decency to show up when I called him, and I even messed up a few parts. He is a really cool guy btw.

 

Then let's change that.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

At least Death had the decency to show up when I called him, and I even messed up a few parts. He is a really cool guy btw.

 

Then let's change that.

Death is one of my enemies. I'd prefer everyone live forever. But yes, he's a pretty nice guy. 

 

Why?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Death is one of my enemies. I'd prefer everyone live forever. But yes, he's a pretty nice guy. 

 

Why?

 

So Death can take a break. Killing one pony and dragging her soul to where it belongs sounds much easier than doing that to ten-thousand others, right?