mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Starlight Fan 538]

Hey! The fair lady has spoken!

 

*Blasts ship with hundreds of cannonballs.*

Merci, meaning of life! I knew I could trust you!

 

Frandship is magicks!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Well, uhh... if you're free now, then... Perhaps... I know you said you want Cinnamon, but... perhaps would you consider dating with me again?

Oh, 42... I'd just like us to be friends. I don't want any more of the crazy romantic shenanigans, I just want a nice, stable relationship with a psychopathic murder. Please don't hate me, 42.  -_-

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Hey! The fair lady has spoken!

 

*Blasts ship with hundreds of cannonballs.*

 

Well, I'm not the captain of that ship. Why would I want to sail in one of those ugly ships?

I'd rather set sail in an actual ship, not some symbolic boat-shaped character pairing.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Oh, 42... I'd just like us to be friends. I don't want any more of the crazy romantic shenanigans, I just want a nice, stable relationship with a psychopathic murder. Please don't hate me, 42.  -_-

That's okay! I know we'll always be frands!

[Starlight Fan 538]

symbolic boat-shaped character pairing.

beautiful

 

I'm a creepy stalker guy that's trying to force Timesten onto a ship with me!

Never!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

That's okay! I know we'll always be frands!

We'll always be the best of friends, 42. 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

beautiful

 

Never!

 

You're funny... and crazy, but mainly funny.

[Starlight Fan 538]

 frands!

frands

 

100 frand points to 42.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

We'll always be the best of friends, 42. 

That too. We're both frands and friends now, after all!

[Starlight Fan 538]

You're funny... and crazy, but mainly funny.

Thank you!

 

For once, I don't have to edit your text to get a compliment from you!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

frands

 

100 frand points to 42.

 

Frands are not a thing. Friends are. Frands are not.

Thank you!

 

For once, I don't have to edit your text to get a compliment from you!

 

I've complimented you several times before.

[Starlight Fan 538]

I've complimented you several times before.

Hm?

 

 

I'm Times' best frand!

Daw, thanks!

Edited August 9, 2015 by Timesten

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'll make an evil alicorn version of you!

 

And then you, Storm and I can take over the world with frands!

So, uhh, I'm not sure if you saw this earlier. Is this a sufficiently evil alicorn version of me?

 

 

[Starlight Fan 538]

So, uhh, I'm not sure if you saw this earlier. Is this a sufficiently evil alicorn version of me?

 

Alicorn Sharply Dressed Pegasus.jpg

 

Oh yes. Beautiful, frand.

 

You can lead the frand cult with Storm and I now that you're an evil alicorn!

 

Oh and don't worry about me. Evil Alicorn Times... exists... somewhere

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Hm?

 

 

Daw, thanks!

 

Sure, we can be friends. At least you won't try to stab me in the back like Stormgiggle does, right?

[Starlight Fan 538]

Sure, we can be friends. At least you won't try to stab me in the back like Stormgiggle does, right?

As long as you join the frand cult, we'll all be in the same boat!

 

 

Of course I'll join the frand cult! Times is so awesome!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

The world is changing.... Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Frandship and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Timesten, and the union of the Two Towers? Together, My Lord Sauron, we shall rule this Last Poster Wins Thread. The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machinery of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of our frands. We have only to remove those who oppose us.

 

 *Gasp!* You've been working for Sauon all this time, Times?!

[Starlight Fan 538]

 

 *Gasp!* You've been working for Sauon all this time, Times?!

 

Of course not! I've been working for A.I. Pony.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

As long as you join the frand cult, we'll all be in the same ship!

 

I won't join your cult, but I'll be your friend.

Friends don't force friends into cults.

(Hehe, secretship)

(Double hehe, half-invisible text)

Edited August 9, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Starlight Fan 538]

I will join your cult, and I'll be your friend.

Friends do force friends into cults.

Whatever you say, frand.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Of course not! I've been working for A.I. Pony.

Wait, WHAT?!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Sure, we can be friends. At least you won't try to stab me in the back like Stormgiggle does, right?

The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late, AI. 

Of course not! I've been working for A.I. Pony.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late, AI. 

 

And you've been stabbing my back more than usual.

 

*Rips off shirt to reveal muscles n' stuff... oh yeah, and several daggers in my back*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

And you've been stabbing my back more than usual.

 

*Rips off shirt to reveal muscles n' stuff... oh yeah, and several daggers in my back*

Those could be anypony's daggers! Besides, they aren't mine unless they're poisoned.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Those could be anypony's daggers! Besides, they aren't mine unless they're poisoned.

They are. You mentally poisoned poor AI and now he'll never see a dagger the same way ever again.