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[FortyTwo42 1,287]

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[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Sorry, A.I., but you aren't getting the win that easily.

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Meh.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Hey, where's your competitive spirit?! Come on, let's have some fun!

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Well, I'm posting, aren't I?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Indeed you are!

 

So... um... how's the weather? :grin2:

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Rain.

Better than snow.

Scorching heat.

Better than cold.

Sun.

...

Better than snow.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Rain.

Better than snow.

Scorching heat.

Better than cold.

Sun.

...

Better than snow.

Excuse me, cold is better than scorching heat.

 

Although yes, the sun is better than snow.

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Excuse me, cold is better than scorching heat.

 

This is a lie.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

This is a lie.

Are you on team summer? I'm on team winter, so that would explain these contradictory opinions.

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Are you on team summer? I'm on team winter, so that would explain these contradictory opinions.

 

I am on team Earth Burnt To A Crisp.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I am on team Earth Burnt To A Crisp.

Is that Stormgiggle's team? That sounds like something Stormgiggle would do. Although I believe she's most fond of hurling meteors into planets, so that would be team Pelt Earth with Meteors.

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Is that Stormgiggle's team? That sounds like something Stormgiggle would do. Although I believe she's most fond of hurling meteors into planets, so that would be team Pelt Earth with Meteors.

 

The only way to kill a parasite that you cannot remove is to kill the host.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

The only way to kill a parasite that you cannot remove is to kill the host.

Are you using some sort of metaphor here? Because as far as I can tell, that doesn't apply to what I said. Stormgiggle isn't a parasite or a host.

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Are you using some sort of metaphor here? Because as far as I can tell, that doesn't apply to what I said. Stormgiggle isn't a parasite or a host.

 

Stormgiggle is squeezing the life out of an entire planet and using it for her own gain.

In my book, that counts as parasitism.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Stormgiggle is squeezing the life out of an entire planet and using it for her own gain.

In my book, that counts as parasitism.

Well, yes, I would agree that counts as parasitism, but I disagree that Stormgiggle does that! Sure, she's a necromancer who probably benefits from having lots of dead people nearby to work with, but that doesn't mean she's bad! After all, she doesn't actively go around killing everyone! She's a much smarter villain than that!

 

Wait, calling her a villain kind of means she's bad, so that kind of destroys my argument... I guess she really is a parasite then, but she's a kind one and I don't like the way you worded that.

 

Besides, even if this were true, than that would mean Earth is the host. So, you're suggesting that to kill Stormgiggle, we kill Earth. That really doesn't sound like the sort of solution we should just jump to without first considering many, many alternatives.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Hello...

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Well, yes, I would agree that counts as parasitism, but I disagree that Stormgiggle does that! Sure, she's a necromancer who probably benefits from having lots of dead people nearby to work with, but that doesn't mean she's bad! After all, she doesn't actively go around killing everyone! She's a much smarter villain than that!

 

Wait, calling her a villain kind of means she's bad, so that kind of destroys my argument... I guess she really is a parasite then, but she's a kind one and I don't like the way you worded that.

 

Besides, even if this were true, than that would mean Earth is the host. So, you're suggesting that to kill Stormgiggle, we kill Earth. That really doesn't sound like the sort of solution we should just jump to without first considering many, many alternatives.

 

Yes, I am suggesting that Stormgiggle is evil, that we destroy Earth, and that there are many alternatives... alternate Threadiverses that is.

Stormgiggle is bound to one body and can not create copies, clones, or duplicates, so we shouldn't have to worry about her in any alternate Threadiverse.

Using the powers Stormgiggle gave me herself and with a bit of help from old Arequarian technology, I will send Earth and Stormgiggle to a dead Threadiverse where she will not be able to cause any more harm.

Edited August 22, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

I will send Earth and Stormgiggle to a dead Threadiverse where she will not be able to cause any more harm.

Curious...

How will you send Earth into the dead threadiverse?

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Curious...

How will you send Earth into the dead threadiverse?

 

Using the knowledge I gained from the Tome of Dimension-Jumping and a bit of technological wizardry.

In other words, a giant freakin' portal gun.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Nice reference.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

So... um... how's the weather? :grin2:

 

I am on team Earth Burnt To A Crisp.

So am I! 

 

Stormgiggle is squeezing the life out of an entire planet and using it for her own gain.

In my book, that counts as parasitism.

I'm not Squeezing the life out of anything! :okiedokielokie: You know, when I first came to Alternate Earth, the people there were living in mud huts, barely keeping themselves alive via subsistence farming and hunting. I gave them the technology and power they so desperately needed to survive. Without my aid, Alternate Earth would be a barren wasteland.    

 

Hello...

Hello, Cinnamon! 

 

Yes, I am suggesting that Stormgiggle is evil, that we destroy Earth, and that there are many alternatives... alternate Threadiverses that is.

Stormgiggle is bound to one body and can not create copies, clones, or duplicates, so we shouldn't have to worry about her in any alternate Threadiverse.

Using the powers Stormgiggle gave me herself and with a bit of help from old Arequarian technology, I will send Earth and Stormgiggle to a dead Threadiverse where she will not be able to cause any more harm.

I'm not evil! 

 

This is true. I don't have any duplicates whatsoever. I prefer things to be that way.

 

Okay, wise guy, just what will keep me in that dead universe? Earth is fully capable of dimensional travel. 

[Yoshikupo 302]

I am in universe 492759372948a983573y1938472994i9103859o90183957g0243805987597h09731051-702409708970987412b and I would like to keep it that way

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

So am I!

Edited August 22, 2015 by CinnamonPop