mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well... Not so good. Just passing time.

I see... I really hope you'll feel a bit better soon! 

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Thank you.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Make sure you keep yourself well rested ‡)

 

"by pridark"

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Thank you.

Don't mention it! You said you were bored, right?

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Don't mention it! You said you were bored, right?

Pretty much, yeah... Why?

 

Make sure you keep yourself well rested ‡)

It's not that. It's just that I am becoming a more and more static character. The only thread that I appear somewhat the antagonist, my protagonist isn't responding. Like a Bowser without a Mario, or a Eggman without a Sonic. Evil is no longer a purpose. -_- Edited January 6, 2016 by CinnamonPop

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Pretty much, yeah... Why?

Maybe you could tell me how you got into the murder game?   If I'm not horribly mistaken, that's what you do, right? I'm curious how all that started!

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Maybe you could tell me how you got into the murder game? If I'm not horribly mistaken, that's what you do, right? I'm curious how all that started!

Well... I got angry at a certain yak for constantly bumping me, usually the drunk response that I never knew was...

 

The drunk yak took it too far so I punched him... He got back up and attacked me, so I simply broke grip, found the quickest weapon, and continued pummeling him with it. Unfortunately for him, it was a knife. The adrenaline in those situations is intoxicating. I love that rush, it feels as if I'm flying again. Except of air under my wings, it's blood. :grin2:

 

That's why I never travel to Yakyakistan. -_-

Edited January 6, 2016 by CinnamonPop

[Twireadbok 142]

Ohh. so close it's been two days, you thought this game would slip into nothingness and you would win, but now I'm gonna be the last poster...

 

and there is no one who can stop me.

 

*evil laugh*

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Ohh. so close it's been two days, you thought this game would slip into nothingness and you would win, but now I'm gonna be the last poster...

 

and there is no one who can stop me.

 

*evil laugh*

 

Ohohohohoho, that's what you think!

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Ohh. so close it's been two days, you thought this game would slip into nothingness and you would win, but now I'm gonna be the last poster...

 

and there is no one who can stop me.

 

*evil laugh*

Heheheh... *cynical thoughts*

 

Ohai... A.I.

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Heheheh... *cynical thoughts*

 

Ohai... A.I.

 

Oh, hi!

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Oh, hi!

Any openings in Jerk Co. Yet?

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Any openings in Jerk Co. Yet?

 

Actually, yes.

Trying to persuade Punicpunch to join at this very moment.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well... I got angry at a certain yak for constantly bumping me, usually the drunk response that I never knew was...

 

The drunk yak took it too far so I punched him... He got back up and attacked me, so I simply broke grip, found the quickest weapon, and continued pummeling him with it. Unfortunately for him, it was a knife. The adrenaline in those situations is intoxicating. I love that rush, it feels as if I'm flying again. Except of air under my wings, it's blood. :grin2:

 

That's why I never travel to Yakyakistan. -_-

Wow.  That's quite a story! How many ponies have you killed since then?

 

Ohh. so close it's been two days, you thought this game would slip into nothingness and you would win, but now I'm gonna be the last poster...

 

and there is no one who can stop me.

 

*evil laugh*

Hey, that's a pretty good evil taunt!  :grin2: Have you ever considered villainy full time?

 

Any openings in Jerk Co. Yet?

Why would you join them when you can join me instead? 

Edited January 8, 2016 by Stormgiggle

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Why would you join them when you can join me instead?

 

Don't do it Cinnamon!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Don't do it Cinnamon!

I thought you left? 

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Wow. That's quite a story! How many ponies have you killed since then?

 

Lemme see... Hmm... *mutters* one hundred thirty-seven. ^w^

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Lemme see... Hmm... *mutters* one hundred thirty-seven. ^w^

That's very impressive!  How do you keep from getting caught?

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Stalking in the night. Once they're alone. Nopony can hear the screams.

 

That and town criers are about as honest as politicians.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Stalking in the night. Once they're alone. Nopony can hear the screams.

 

That and town criers are about as honest as politicians.

Okay. What will you do if you are caught? 

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Okay. What will you do if you are caught?

Simple, kill anyone whom seeks me out. Even if they hire Snowflake. His magic is no match for my speed. I'd be halfway done cutting his horn off before he could react. Edited January 8, 2016 by CinnamonPop

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Simple, kill anyone whom seeks me out. Even if they hire Snowflake. His magic is no match for my speed. I'd be halfway done cutting his horn off before he could react.

That's a good answer. You're very determined, aren't you? 

 

Aww, but why would you hurt Snow?   Can't you just tie him up or something? 

 

Even if they hired me? Granted, I'd never want to stop you, but what if scenarios are fun!   

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

That's a good answer. You're very determined, aren't you?

 

Aww, but why would you hurt Snow? Can't you just tie him up or something?

 

Even if they hired me? Granted, I'd never want to stop you, but what if scenarios are fun!

Stormy... That's never gonna happen. I don't want to go against you. It would ensure my death.

[Xeltor23 704]

Didn't find anything to post, so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fK13ZjmMEI

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Stormy... That's never gonna happen. I don't want to go against you. It would ensure my death.

Aww, that's really sweet of you! 

 

Didn't find anything to post, so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fK13ZjmMEI

Well, as long as we're posting random stuff...