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[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I didn't make the doll... Zecora did.

Then Zecora dies too. 

[Mars Orbit 729]

I'm bored...

Everyone! Do a flip!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm bored...

Everyone! Do a flip!

What? If you're bored, I know a good way to pass the time! 

[Mars Orbit 729]

What? If you're bored, I know a good way to pass the time!

 

Tell me!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Tell me!

I don't know... are you sure you can handle the truth? 

[Mars Orbit 729]

I don't know... are you sure you can handle the truth? 

Probably not, but tell me anyway!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Probably not, but tell me anyway!

Okay... here's the secret to everlasting entertainment... I'm about to tell you... In just a few seconds...

[CinnamonPop 3,354]

Then Zecora dies too.

She gave me that hence if I feel too overwhelmed, then I could calm myself down. I was going to give it to you. Then Vulcan invaded my house, took my personal possession, and used it to hit me against a wall. Edited January 10, 2016 by CinnamonPop

[Mars Orbit 729]

Okay... here's the secret to everlasting entertainment... I'm about to tell you... In just a few seconds...

You're a master of suspense!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

She gave me that hence if I feel too overwhelmed, then I could calm myself down. I was going to give it to you. Then Vulcan invaded my house.

Ugh, fine. I won't kill zecora than. Vulcan will still suffer my wrath, though. 

You're a master of suspense!

See! Now you get it! If you're eagerly anticipating something, then you're not bored!

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

 

 

This being's my boss, essentially.    It would be pissed if  the goddess destroyed creation and it would devour her. So, tell this goddess that if she doesn't want to die, she should keep the universe intact.

you are right , she is not the goddess in the story (amazing story by the way) as the one in the story could destroy when the one i'm on about cannot (though she could create another universe of exacting conditions inside this one but made out of Anti-matter)

 

However I fail to see how you could kill her as the goddess you spoke of could not destroy a primordial being (nonexistent being's are primordial among other thing's) and the creatures you are cannot enter existence meaning she may not be able to kill you or you goddess but she cannot be defeated by them either!! 

[Mars Orbit 729]

See! Now you get it! If you're eagerly anticipating something, then you're not bored!

GENIUS! I shall become your follower to learn your secrets!

[baba_booey 4,304]

I heard they're introducing another male character in MLP Season 6...

 

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!1

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

you are right , she is not the goddess in the story (amazing story by the way) as the one in the story could destroy when the one i'm on about cannot (though she could create another universe of exacting conditions inside this one but made out of Anti-matter)

 

However I fail to see how you could kill her as the goddess you spoke of could not destroy a primordial being (nonexistent being's are primordial among other thing's) and the creatures you are cannot enter existence meaning she may not be able to kill you or you goddess but she cannot be defeated by them either!! 

First off the being in the story isn't me, even though the story was in first person. The being I spoke of, who's name is Friend by the way, is not a primordial being. Think of it as Friend exists even less then a primordial being or a normal nonexistent being does. You see, you have to exist at least a tiny bit to interact with reality. If these primordial beings you speak of can interact with reality, they have to exist a tiny bit. If existing = 1 and non existence = 0, then a primordial being would be something like 0.0000(A bunch more zeros)1. So a primordial being can still interact with reality, while gaining almost all the benefits of non-existence. But Friend is a full 0. Friend can't interact with reality in the slightest. All he can do is talk to those who are in reality using mediums and middle men. 

 

Second, you're right. As long as things remain as they are, Friend can't hurt the God Empress. But as soon as the God Empress destroys reality, Friend can do whatever he wants to her. Without reality to protect her, The God Empress is toast.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Dat meme tho

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I heard they're introducing another male character in MLP Season 6...

 

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!1

I hear there won't be any more seasons of MLP.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Second, you're right. As long as things remain as they are, Friend can't hurt the God Empress. But as soon as the God Empress destroys reality, Friend can do whatever he wants to her. Without reality to protect her, The God Empress is toast.

 

Yes but even with the reality we know destroyed she will still be able to create new things such as a new reality those making you point mute..

 

 

 

 

I hear there won't be any more seasons of MLP.

 

really? check it (http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/03/season-6-of-mlp-confirmed-in-new.html)

Edited January 10, 2016 by King Colt'iok

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yes but even with the reality we know destroyed she will still be able to create new things such as a new reality those making you point mute..

Heh. Exactly how fast can she make a new reality? If you say instantaneously, that's too slow. One of the perks of non-existence is bring outside the influence of time. Long before the God Empress even thought about destroying reality, Friend has already devoured her. It's essentially already happened. All the God Empress needs to do is destroy her only defense, and Friend will have have already destroyed her before she even thought about doing it. 

 

The only reason creating a universe worked the first time was because Friend didn't understand the concept of existence when reality was first created. But this time... Friend will be ready. 

Edited January 10, 2016 by Stormgiggle

[Vulcan 3,256]

@,@,@@CinnamonPop,  

 

*Brings army of chibi anime characters*

 

I am here creature...

 

*steps off ice cream*

 

*puts on blindfold*

 

Do your worst!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

@,@,@@CinnamonPop,  

 

*Brings army of chibi anime characters*

 

I am here creature...

 

*steps off ice cream*

 

*puts on blindfold*

 

Do your worst!

I think I'll let Cinnamon decide what we should do with you. 

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

 

 

Heh. Exactly how fast can she make a new reality? If you say instantaneously, that's too slow. One of the perks of non-existence is bring outside the influence of time. Long before the God Empress even thought about destroying reality, Friend has already devoured her. It's essentially already happened. All the God Empress needs to do is destroy her only defense, and Friend will have have already destroyed her before she even thought about doing it. 

 

Ok so let me explain the forces to you a little better shall I...the fundamental forces are things that hold existence together such as Time,mass, gravity etc but the Primordial forces are outside of existence and are not effected by such things they cannot be be destroyed the same way either as primordial forces are law and technically are all the same being only different personality's deriving from the one source the primordial force, so in terms they are the same being just different idea's and plans that evolve in different ways.

 

Too sum it up the primordial force is one being but it is everything that has ever existed and everything that has never existed, it is all of eternity and all infinity, it is everything that has can and will ever exist and unexist. but the primordial beings are simply its different personality's deciding to use it's power in different ways thus it is not possible to destroy a primordial being only change who and what it is

 

So now to your post, Friend can do things far faster then time itself but he cannot go faster then Empress nor can Empress go faster then him, neither of them can be destroyed but there is nothing in reality that can appose them unless it is also Primordial which can only be another personality that has chosen to reside in it.

[CinnamonPop 3,354]

I think I'll let Cinnamon decide what we should do with you. 

Hmm... I can't think of anything. What do you have in mind?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Ok so let me explain the forces to you a little better shall I...the fundamental forces are things that hold existence together such as Time,mass, gravity etc but the Primordial forces are outside of existence and are not effected by such things they cannot be be destroyed the same way either as primordial forces are law and technically are all the same being only different personality's deriving from the one source the primordial force, so in terms they are the same being just different idea's and plans that evolve in different ways.

 

Too sum it up the primordial force is one being but it is everything that has ever existed and everything that has never existed, it is all of eternity and all infinity, it is everything that has can and will ever exist and unexist. but the primordial beings are simply its different personality's deciding to use it's power in different ways thus it is not possible to destroy a primordial being only change who and what it is

 

So now to your post, Friend can do things far faster then time itself but he cannot go faster then Empress nor can Empress go faster then him, neither of them can be destroyed but there is nothing in reality that can appose them unless it is also Primordial which can only be another personality that has chosen to reside in it.

I see. I sense you are speaking the truth. Still, I'm not convinced Friend is part of any Primordial Force. One of it's key defining traits is being an outsider to everything, including all of existence. Being part of a larger being would go against that core idea of being an outsider to everything. There's an exception to every rule, and Friend might be that exception. Not a part of the primordial or the fundamental force, but a unique kind of being. 

 

In any case, I see your point about Friend not being able to counter the God Empress. That's ok, because I have one last weapon. A weapon so powerful, that the God Empress will beg to be thrown back into her prison rather then face such power!

Hmm... I can't think of anything. What do you have in mind?

I was thinking I'd make a voodoo doll of him and then give it to you. Then we could try out all of Trottermare's Ideas on him. 

[CinnamonPop 3,354]

I was thinking I'd make a voodoo doll of him and then give it to you. Then we could try out all of Trottermare's Ideas on him. 

I like that

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I like that

Then it shall be done.