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[Mars Orbit 729]

Yes. Everyone is happy about this.   Except A.I. Do you know why?

Why?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

They're made of kittens?

What? No. Those suits are very special. They're the focus for the most powerful spell I've ever cast. You know, the one that traps Death and renders him completely powerless? That one. Don't worry, I've found a replacement for Death. One who will be much less keen on plotting against me. 

 

 

Why?

Because he'll be jealous! I didn't get him a gift too!   

[CinnamonPop 3,354]

Good evening! :3

[Mars Orbit 729]

 Because he'll be jealous! I didn't get him a gift too!

 

Of course!

Who wouldn't be jealous?

These suits are great!

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What? No. Those suits are very special. They're the focus for the most powerful spell I've ever cast. You know, the one that traps Death and renders him completely powerless? That one. Don't worry, I've found a replacement for Death. One who will be much less keen on plotting against me. 

 

It's going to be hard trapping something that's simultaneously both dead and alive.

Of course!

Who wouldn't be jealous?

These suits are great!

 

I wouldn't.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Good evening! :3

Hello Cinnamon! It's really nice to see you! 

[Mars Orbit 729]

It's going to be hard trapping something that's simultaneously both dead and alive.

 

I wouldn't.

You should be!

Good evening! :3

Hallo!

[CinnamonPop 3,354]

It's swell to see you too, Stormy.

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You should be!

 

No, I really shouldn't.

[Mars Orbit 729]

No, I really shouldn't.

You really should be!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Of course!

Who wouldn't be jealous?

These suits are great!

That they are!  Also, if they happen to glow in strange colors, whisper in arcane tongues, or warp the very fabric of space and time, that's completely normal. All the nicest suits do that!   

 

It's going to be hard trapping something that's simultaneously both dead and alive.

It was hard. But I'm very talented.   Don't try destroying them either, it's useless. They're relics. Which means they can only be destroyed in a certain way, at a certain time, and at a certain place. Plus, all the suits have completely different times, places, and ways they need to be destroyed in! Good luck! 

It's swell to see you too, Stormy.

 So, what brought you over to my neck of the woods?

[Mars Orbit 729]

That they are!  Also, if they happen to glow in strange colors, whisper in arcane tongues, or warp the very fabric of space and time, that's completely normal. All the nicest suits do that!   

That sounds super fancy!

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You really should be!

 

Giggle is going to kill everyone.

 

It was hard. But I'm very talented.   Don't try destroying them either, it's useless. They're pseudo-relics. Which means they can only be destroyed in a certain way, at a certain time, and at a certain place. Plus, all the suits have completely different times, places, and ways they need to be destroyed in! Good luck!

 

So, you've created artificial relics. Neat trick.

Unfortunately for you, relics are never made intentionally and can't be forced into having the qualities defining a true relic.

[Randimaxis 8,665]

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Because random interjections can be fun.  Look at the letters going by - wow, there's an awful lot here for having nothing to say.  Isn't that just how it goes?  *shrug*

[Mars Orbit 729]

Giggle is going to kill everyone.

Why?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

That sounds super fancy!

It is! And don't worry about cleaning or ironing them! They're stain and wrinkle proof!  They're also proof against a lot of other things too, but let's not get into that. 

 

 

Giggle is going to kill everyone.

 

 

So, you've created artificial relics. Neat trick.

Unfortunately for you, relics are never made intentionally and can't be forced into having the qualities defining a true relic.

No I'm not! 

 

Nope, real relics. Yes, I actually broke the rules of magic making these. Pulling stunts like these is my specialty.  I've made real relics before, and I will do it again. 

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Because random interjections can be fun.  Look at the letters going by - wow, there's an awful lot here for having nothing to say.  Isn't that just how it goes?  *shrug*

What? Are you sure it doesn't exist? I can see it right there! 

[Mars Orbit 729]

It is! And don't worry about cleaning or ironing them! They're stain and wrinkle proof!  They're also proof against a lot of other things too, but let's not get into that. 

 

Wow!

That's amazing!

[Randimaxis 8,665]

 

(I tease.  Really.)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Wow!

That's amazing!

Don't mention it!   I'm happy to help a friend! 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Don't mention it!   I'm happy to help a friend! 

What other features are with this awesome suit?

[Randimaxis 8,665]

 

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What other features are with this awesome suit?

Four suits. I gave you four, in case you needed them. And uh... no really important features other then those spring to mind! They may have a few other properties, but they're not really all that important.

 

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeee...

 

Luna... does not look happy. 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Four suits. I gave you four, in case you needed them. And uh... no really important features other then those spring to mind! They may have a few other properties, but they're not really all that important.

Luna... does not look happy. 

Four!?!? So much suit!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Four!?!? So much suit!

Yep! Also, Mars? Why Mars? Why not Jupiter? Or France?

[Mars Orbit 729]

Yep! Also, Mars? Why Mars? Why not Jupiter? Or France?

It sounded cool.