mega thread Last Poster Wins

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Fair enough - its well known that @Mesme Rize is teh snekpone

[Fritzy 1,692]

>.> <.<

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

At last I have won at something

[Fritzy 1,692]

Nope. You lost. 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

One of the great things about LPW is that EVERYPONY is a winner. Just not necessarily for very long

[DubWolf 17,370]

No I beg to differ  .

[Fritzy 1,692]

On what exactly. 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

I think they just generally differ when they beg. From non-beggers, I mean

[Fritzy 1,692]

Okay then. 👌

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Well, it makes sense. well, as much sense as anything else around here.

[Fritzy 1,692]

Quite true. 

[Prince Doopliss 2,351]

You Winner.

[Fritzy 1,692]

Just now, Prince Doopliss said:

You Winner.

[Prince Doopliss 2,351]

3 minutes ago, Larksy said:

Ah yes that is what I meant to say .

[Fritzy 1,692]

 Glad I could help

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Only cup I have is this one:

and it belongs to @Treeglow Flicker

[Prince Doopliss 2,351]

2 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Only cup I have is this one:

and it belongs to @Treeglow Flicker

So you area broken record now .

[CypherHoof 26,483]

2 minutes ago, Prince Doopliss said:

So you area broken record now .

If you mean "consistent" then yes

[Nsxile 27,314]

17 minutes ago, Prince Doopliss said:

So you area broken record now .

@CypherHoof is not a broken record in a database 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

perhaps I am misindexed?

[Fritzy 1,692]

My doggo

[Nsxile 27,314]

3 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

perhaps I am misindexed?

No... Your identifier is unique 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

2 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

No... Your identifier is unique 

But you haven't experienced the full horror of MS SQL until you are trying to track down why some (but not other) queries are returning bad data, and finally check the execution plans and find that all the "bad" queries use a specific index which has become corrupted somehow....

[Nsxile 27,314]

Just now, CypherHoof said:

But you haven't experienced the full horror of MS SQL until you are trying to track down why some (but not other) queries are returning bad data, and finally check the execution plans and find that all the "bad" queries use a specific index which has become corrupted somehow....

True... 

[Fritzy 1,692]

What the s***.