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[Bastian 13,319]

You are my friend aaaa!!!!

Thank you my friend aaaa!!!!

The distance!!!

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Why fly when you can teleport?

[CypherHoof 26,483]

4 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Why fly when you can teleport?

For the sheer joy of it.

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

I don’t want to fly though I’m scared of heights. Once I had to climb onto the dryer to reach a sock I dropped behind it and I was scared to come down without help even though it’s literally two feet off the ground.

 

But in all seriousness I wouldn’t want to fly because that sounds like a lot of work.

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Teleportation is very advanced magic though - only the most powerrful unicorns can do it. By contrast, almost all pegasus ponies can channel Wingpower though their wings to fly with little apparent effort;

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Except Scootaloo 

[Bastian 13,319]

Or the strong one which name I forgot, you know the white one with red eyes and with muscle.

[CypherHoof 26,483]

4 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Except Scootaloo 

Indeed, Scoots is a sad exception;

1 minute ago, Bastian said:

Or the strong one which name I forgot, you know the white one with red eyes and with muscle.

No, he can fly too - he was around during Hurricane Fluttershy and on Dashie's team for the equestrian games.

[Bastian 13,319]

2 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Indeed, Scoots is a sad exception;

No, he can fly too - he was around during Hurricane Fluttershy and on Dashie's team for the equestrian games.

Yes but he always needs a lot of effort to fly so its not that easy for him.

[DubWolf 17,271]

True

True  

Teleportation still means being... potentially floating  

[Bastian 13,319]

I don't get it.

[Nsxile 27,180]

Neither do I 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

37 minutes ago, Bastian said:

Yes but he always needs a lot of effort to fly so its not that easy for him.

That is true, but he was still good enough at it to compete in a national competition.

his wings are also unusually tiny though. Not sure why, unless bodybuilders always have tiny... wings?

[Nsxile 27,180]

2 hours ago, CypherHoof said:

That is true, but he was still good enough at it to compete in a national competition.

his wings are also unusually tiny though. Not sure why, unless bodybuilders always have tiny... wings?

Perhaps pony steroids have the side effect of making their wings shrink? 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

44 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Perhaps pony steroids have the side effect of making their wings shrink? 

Wouldn't they have dope tested them before the games? I mean, they went to all the trouble of putting anti-magic spells on the unicorns....

[DubWolf 17,271]

Hmmm think cat

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

16 hours ago, Bastian said:

Or the strong one which name I forgot, you know the white one with red eyes and with muscle.

Bulk Biceps can fly a little bit

[Bastian 13,319]

1 minute ago, ExplosionMare said:

Bulk Biceps can fly a little bit

I said it already, he needs effort to fly, its not that easy for him.

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Just now, Bastian said:

I said it already, he needs effort to fly, its not that easy for him.

It takes effort for Flutters to fly too, at least at a certain distance. It only takes Bulk effort because his wings are unbalanced compared to his muscles.

[CypherHoof 26,483]

2 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

It takes effort for Flutters to fly too, at least at a certain distance. It only takes Bulk effort because his wings are unbalanced compared to his muscles.

Difficult to tell - Flutters is famously unable to fly properly as a filly, AND during the second episode, is unable to hold twi's weight. But later in the same season, she is able to hold a full buggy level behind herself while carrying a whole basketfull of frogs. I think a lot of Flutters' problems are psychological, rather than physical (while Scoots is of course actually flight-disabled, which is a pity really)

[DubWolf 17,271]

Yes Yesss 

[Bastian 13,319]

Been a long time since I was part of a conversation here.

[TBD 17,255]

22 minutes ago, Bastian said:

Been a long time since I was part of a conversation here.

and lost at the same time

[Nsxile 27,180]

And then won again? 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

It's astounding

Wins are fleeting

Madness

Takes its toll