mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Pixy Belle 102]

Oh trust me, it's going to be. I'd wear the dress to the Grand Galloping Gala.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Oh, you can do better than the Gala.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Meanwhile, in the genderflipped universe...

 

Red and Green notice a red Pegasus colt.

 

Green: Scarlet? Is that you?

 

Scarlet: Yeah... I guess you wouldn't recognise me straight away, because the story goes like this... *deep breath* I was screwing around with a magical artifact and got turned into chocolate, and then I was eaten when Empress Questioner told everyone to, but I came back... as a colt. And me and Forest Unicorn were just about to come and find you so me and Red could switch bodies.

 

Green: Uh-huh. Well, do you know of a mind-switching machine anywhere?

 

Scarlet: Sure! Right behind you.

 

Red and Green turn around to see what is apparently a mind-switching machine. Red and Scarlet sit down in it, and after swapping minds, Red is a colt and Scarlet is a mare.

 

Red and Green: Nice seeing you, Scarlet! Bye!

 

Red and Green step back through the portal and wind up in their home universe.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Sir, the portal detector has picked up a portal opening about three miles to the east.

 

That will be them, returning. Go and pick them up.

 

Of course sir.

[Pixy Belle 102]

I'm just saying as an example.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Aha.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red and Green arrive back in their universe, along with... what appears to be human versions of the two.

 

Green: Care to explain, Red?

 

Red: Well, I stopped on the way to pick up our human counterparts.

 

Red's human counterpart is called Riley, and Green's human counterpart is called Cassidy.

[Life Giver 1,064]

....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red, Green, Riley, and Cassidy: Something wrong, Zombie?

[Life Giver 1,064]

*Drinks hot chocolate*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*drinks tea*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy: So, everypony, how are you holding teacups with hooves?

 

Red jumps onto the table.

 

Red: MAGIC!

 

Red sits back down in his seat.

Edited January 19, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Life Giver 1,064]

So... this one time...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

You know..... I have a rather enquiring mind. I wonder......

 

*presses a few buttons on a strange device*

 

There, that should do it.

 

*Green Unicorn and his human counterpart suddenly become female*

 

I lied. I could reverse the change.

Edited January 19, 2014 by Emperor Questioner

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I beg your pardon, "Green Unicorn and her pony counterpart"? Green Unicorn is a pony. You should be saying, "Cassidy and his pony counterpart", or "Green Unicorn and his human counterpart". Anyway...

 

Red: Good thing me and Riley poured genderflip-negation powder into Green and Cassidy's cups of tea!

 

Riley: Exactly! NOW WE PLAY SUPER MARIO 3D WORLD!

Edited January 19, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Life Giver 1,064]

Can't....

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Everyone here gets bad ending.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: Hey, me and Riley just had a crazy idea!

 

Green: *sigh* Let's hear it.

 

Riley: What if me and Red switch minds, and Cassidy and Green switch minds too?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

No, no. That will not do. *shoots Riley and Cassidy, making them dead*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Great shot, old boy.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: Good thing their souls jumped out of their bodies just before the Emperor shot them! Okay, guys, you can come back now!

 

Riley and Cassidy's souls quickly retreat to their own world before they can be harmed.

 

Applejack: How d'ya like 'dem apples?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

They're gone anyway.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Their souls will perish regardless, with no body to occupy. Also, you forget one thing. I am Emperor, not just her, but in all worlds, all universes. I could reach them anywhere.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Red: Don't worry, Green, I left them back-up bodies in case something like this happens.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Bodies which have already been destroyed.