mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley continues making out, but then turns back into a stallion.

 

Riley: Well... this is awkward...

[CrimsonWeb 786]

ewwww, oh god riley, your really wierd, and im back a mare! *starts running around, jumping*

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,454]

o-O

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*sits down on a chair and eats a banana* ewwww

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I have only one thing to say.

 

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye worthy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o need,
While thro your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An cut you up wi ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!

Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive:
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
The auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
'Bethankit' hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout,
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi perfect scunner,
Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither'd rash,
His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit;
Thro bloody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll make it whissle;
An legs an arms, an heads will sned,
Like taps o thrissle.

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies:
But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
Gie her a Haggis

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: I wonder what this button does?

[Life Giver 1,063]

METAGROSS!!!!

 

*uses Earthquake again, demolishing the staircase.

 

Psychic type. Plus, same area because appeared.

At least you have a reason so ok.

*Starts swimming*

Edited February 9, 2014 by zombie king24

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,454]

I...I...uhm...you not gonna tell anypony...uhm...right?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Riley: I wonder what this button does?

*tackles* NOOOO! DONT DO IT!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley pushes the button. Riley, Forever, and Rising turn into plushies of themselves.

[Longhaul 6,868]

*tosses a bunch of bananas in, then runs*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Riley pushes the button. Riley, Forever, and Rising turn into plushies of themselves.

WHYYY RILEY! WHY! I DONT LIKE BEING A PLUSHIE! ITS WIERD!

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,454]

Uhm...cool, I am a speak-version XD

[Life Giver 1,063]

At least I'm alone in the Everfree...

[Longhaul 6,868]

*runs through the Everfree and waves* How's it going?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

The three ponies-turned-plushies (in Riley's case, human-turned-pony-turned-plushie), unable to move or speak but still sentient, are taken by Fluttershy.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

The three ponies-turned-plushies (in Riley's case, human-turned-pony-turned-plushie), unable to move or speak but still sentient, are taken by Fluttershy.

*takes out shotgun* mmmmphpppmmm

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,454]

*At least, I had my mind*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*takes out shotgun* mmmmphpppmmm

Sorry, plushies can't take out shotguns.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Sorry, plushies can't take out shotguns.

I have a horn though >:3

[Life Giver 1,063]

*At least, I had my mind*

*At least you have your mind*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Pinkie: Cooool! A plushie that can fire lasers from it's horn!

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,454]

*It's boring...I can't even move *

[CrimsonWeb 786]

MMMMMFHFHFMMMMMMGFMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Stays at the clearing in Everfree*