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[Hidey 2,836]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK8YcCSaIzg

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Anyway, sorry about that. My idea is... Prolonged exposure to me has awakened your latent mathematical abilities, and one of the effects of that is heightened awareness of minor changes to objects. Does that sound about right?

Oh that reminds me, I should have told you guys this before... 

 

Prolonged exposure to Stormgiggle may result in, but is not limited to: Insanity, advanced insanity, subservience to Stormgiggle, increase in magical aptitude, soul corruption, mental corruption, magical corruption, and dancer's leg. Please consult with a doctor before coming anywhere near Stormgiggle.

Edited February 15, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK8YcCSaIzg

Okay, have I been living under a rock? I'm seeing those same faces here way too often now. Is this a meme that I'm unaware of?

 

Oh that reminds me, I should have told you guys this before... 

 

Prolonged exposure to Stormgiggle may result in, but is not limited to: Insanity, advanced insanity, subservience to Stormgiggle, an increase in magical aptitude, soul corruption. mental corruption, magical corruption, and dancer's leg. Please consult with a doctor before coming anywhere near Stormgiggle.

Ah, that explains some of the symptoms I've been experiencing. I've had some increase in magical aptitude, mental corruption, and an extreme case of subservience to Stormgiggle.

Edited February 15, 2015 by FortyTwo42

[Hidey 2,836]

blame stormgiggle

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Ah, that explains some of the symptoms I've been experiencing.

Yeah, but the word "symptoms" isn't the right term to use. I would greatly prefer that you call them "gifts" or "boons" instead.

 

 

 

blame stormgiggle

Blame me for what? 

[Hidey 2,836]

Blame me for what? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK8YcCSaIzg

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Yeah, but the word "symptoms" isn't the right term to use. I would greatly prefer that you call them "gifts" or "boons" instead.

I was just trying to use doctor-speak, but I guess it didn't work very well. I am very sorry, master Stormgiggle. I shall now refer to them as gifts. Because they truly are gifts.

 

... I think. Increased magical aptitude and subservience to you are definitely great gifts, but mental corruption doesn't sound like it has any positive aspects...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK8YcCSaIzg

No. A.I. Pony did that one.

 

 

 

I am very sorry, master Stormgiggle. I shall now refer to them as gifts. Because they truly are gifts.

Thank you! You're too kind!

 

 

 

but mental corruption doesn't sound like it has any positive aspects...

Mental corruption covers a wide variety of effects, and It is caused by the dark, arcane energy I constantly give off warping your mind. If you have mental corruption, these are some of the symptoms you might have gifts that you may have received: Loss of emotion, increased intelligence, an increase in aggression, increased willpower, insanity, arcane knowledge, strange hallucinations and dreams, and a sudden interest in eating human flesh.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Mental corruption covers a wide variety of effects, and It is caused by the dark, arcane energy I constantly give off warping your mind. If you have mental corruption, these are some of the symptoms you might have gifts that you may have received: Loss of emotion, increased intelligence, an increase in aggression, increased willpower, insanity, arcane knowledge, strange hallucinations and dreams, and a sudden interest in eating human flesh.

Of those gifts, I believe I have loss of emotion, increased intelligence, arcane knowledge and strange hallucinations and dreams. Am I supposed to see equations floating in front of me like that?

[Hidey 2,836]

No. A.I. Pony did that one.

 

what I'm saying is, you were the first to do that. You brought the yee in here, and yee will never leave.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Am I supposed to see equations floating in front of me like that?

Yes. That is a good thing.

 

 

 

what I'm saying is, you were the first to do that. You brought the yee in here, and yee will never leave.

I'm sure everyone will forget about yee eventually. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Yes. That is a good thing.

Are they... real? Are those equations really real?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Are they... real? Are those equations really real?

Terms like real and illusionary don't really apply here. You will find, however, that they will become very real to you if you believe in them. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Terms like real and illusionary don't really apply here. You will find, however, that they will become very real to you if you believe in them. 

Well, I don't see the imaginary unit anywhere, so I suppose those numbers must be real...

 

Oh, except for that equation. There's an i there.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Well, I don't see the imaginary unit anywhere, so I suppose those numbers must be real...   Oh, except for that equation. There's an i there.

Ah, math humor!  

 

Also, if the hallucinations get any worse (they will) don't hesitate to tell me.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Ah, math humor!  

I'm the king of math humor!

 

Also, if the hallucinations get any worse (they will) don't hesitate to tell me.

I have a feeling you're trying to replace my doctor... I don't think he'd be too happy about that, but I can't refuse you, so...

Edited February 15, 2015 by FortyTwo42

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Help, I think I may have overdosed on Stormgiggle. Everything I see is red and there is a dead horse on my lawn. Should I be concerned?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Help, I think I may have overdosed on Stormgiggle. Everything I see is red and there is a dead horse on my lawn. Should I be concerned?

Nah, that's pretty standard around these parts.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Help, I think I may have overdosed on Stormgiggle. Everything I see is red and there is a dead horse on my lawn. Should I be concerned?

No. Everything is fine. Continue eating the dead horse. If anyone should approach you and tell you to stop eating a dead horse out on your own front lawn, scream gibberish at them. 

 

 

I have a feeling you're trying to replace my doctor... I don't think he'd be too happy about that, but I can't refuse you, so...

Not at all! You should continue seeing your doctor regularly. But leave the more... arcane problems to me, okay?

Edited February 15, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Not at all! You should continue seeing your doctor regularly. But leave the more... arcane problems to me, okay?

Okay, I'll leave the arcane problems to you!

 

Speaking of which, I just saw seven eat nine over there... Is that something I should be concerned about?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Speaking of which, I just saw seven eat nine over there... Is that something I should be concerned about?

Not really. You should only be concerned if you become unable to tell your hallucinations apart from reality.  

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I'mma just leave this here

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KCi1_BjyCc

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Okay, I'll leave the arcane problems to you!

 

Speaking of which, I just saw seven eat nine over there... Is that something I should be concerned about?

Noooo... Don't worry, don't be afraid. This kind of thing happens all the time. You are fine, no reason to make a mountain out of a mole hill.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Not really. You should only be concerned if you become unable to tell your hallucinations apart from reality.  

Okay. It's pretty easy to tell apart floating numbers and equations from reality.

 

By the way, I'm about to go to sleep. That means I'll be dreaming, so I'll be able to report to you about any concerning dreams I have in the morning. Hopefully it's nothing bad!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

By the way, I'm about to go to sleep. That means I'll be dreaming, so I'll be able to report to you about any concerning dreams I have in the morning. Hopefully it's nothing bad!

Goodnight! Don't let the Ethereal Horrors bite!