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[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Stormgiggle, then change your gender!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Just popping in to say

 

'Sup.

INCOMING 42!

MATH OVERLORD 42 APPROACHING!

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Impossible.. 

 

No, not impossible.

Impossibru!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

There's always other.

 

 

Stormgiggle, then change your gender!

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Sorry, got held up after logging on and brohoofing.

 

42 HAS ARRIVED!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Alright, let's start your date Stormgiggle.

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Sorry, got held up after logging on and brohoofing.   42 HAS ARRIVED!

Hello!  

 

 

Alright, let's start your date Stormgiggle.

 

 

 

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Yes, let us begin the date.

I've already prepared the finest dishes for you.

 

*Backs away to reveal a very, very fancy restaurant*

*Is now waiter w/ mustache*

*Mustache is also fancy*

 

*Also has a fancy beard*

 

*And fancy hat*

 

 

 

 

*And fancy monocle*

 

*And even fancier second monocle*

*Monocle has a tiny fancy mustache as well*

[Hidey 2,836]

Nope. I'm a female.  

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*Second monocle has both hat and mustache*

 

*Second monocle is superior to first monocle*

*First monocle weeps in shame with its poorly shaven handlebar mustache and apparent lack of fancy hat*

*First monocle decides to make its own fancy hat*

 

*Presents hat to second monocle*

 

*Second monocle fancily laughs at first monocle and hat*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Yes, let us begin the date.

I've already prepared the finest dishes for you.

 

*Backs away to reveal a very, very fancy restaurant*

*Is now waiter w/ mustache*

So, we're going to a different restaurant, right, Stormgiggle?

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*Fancy beard fancily punches second monocle in the face for not being fancy enough*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

So, we're going to a different restaurant, right, Stormgiggle?

You can pay me to be your bouncer

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You can pay me to be your bouncer

You're hired!

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*Fancy beard fancily delights that first monocle created a fancy hat, unlike second monocle who found it's own on the ground, un-fancily*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

You're hired!

Would you like to pay before or after? The pay is either 2000 pounds of natural titanium (not magical fake stuff!) or 3000 bits.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Would you like to pay before or after? The pay is either 2000 pounds of natural titanium (not magical fake stuff!) or 3000 bits.

That sounds a little expensive...

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

That sounds a little expensive...

Bouncing is boring. My entertainment is expensive.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Bouncing is boring. My entertainment is expensive.

I'll have to wait and see what Stormgiggle says. I don't think he'd be happy if I spent such a large amount of money without discussing it with him first.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

No one's here to interrupt me... good. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I'll have to wait and see what Stormgiggle says. I don't think he'd be happy if I spent such a large amount of money without discussing it with him first.

Alright, but my pay better not be magically artificial!

[Hidey 2,836]

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(Psst. I'll let you in for free if you want. You don't have to worry about paying for the food either. I've got you covered.)