mega thread Last Poster Wins

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

:okiedokielokie:  :okiedokielokie:  :okiedokielokie:

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Stormgiggle, love, what's the name of our unwitting slave again?

Wilfre.  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Stormgiggle.... *Slowly takes out Simon's katana* 

Edited March 5, 2015 by Simon the Salem

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Don't worry Wilfre, you're not an unwitting slave. You're a valued employee!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

:okiedokielokie:  :okiedokielokie:  :okiedokielokie:

Oh, look, now it's using a Pinkie Pie emoticon to express it's unhappiness. But why should that matter?

 

Don't worry Wilfre, you're not an unwitting slave. You're a valued employee!

Oh, right, it's a... valued employee... right, love?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

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[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Oh, right, it's a... valued employee... right, love?

Well no, he's actually a unwitting thrall, but you still need to treat him with respect! Or in your case, just pretend to treat him with respect. 

 

 

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I'm glad your're happy Wilfre. 42 is going through some stuff right now, so please be patient with him!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well no, he's actually a unwitting thrall, but you still need to treat him with respect! Or in your case, just pretend to treat him with respect. 

Sorry, Mr... Horseapples, what was his name again? Simon? You're like a friend to me... Can't believe I just said that!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

 

Phew, he believed me!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Sorry, Mr... Horseapples, what was his name again? Simon? You're like a friend to me... Can't believe I just said that!

A good start, light of my life! See, if you give everyone but me phony love, you can keep giving me 100% of your love with no ill effects!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Wilfre starts to slowly betray Stormgiggle and side with 42... 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

A good start, light of my life! See, if you give everyone but me phony love, you can keep giving me 100% of your love with no ill effects!

What ill effects? I don't care what happens to them. You're the only one who matters, my love.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

What ill effects? I don't care what happens to them. You're the only one who matters, my love.

You have such a way with words, my love...   

 

But you should still pretend to be nice to everyone else! Do it for me?  

 

 

 

Wilfre starts to slowly betray Stormgiggle and side with 42... 

Okay. I'm fine with that.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Sorry master, will you ever forgive me? *Squeezes Stormgiggle*   

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Sorry master, will you ever forgive me? *Squeezes Stormgiggle* 

Aww, I could never stay mad at you!  Of course I forgive you! 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You have such a way with words, my love... 

 

But you should still pretend to be nice to everyone else! Do it for me?

  Anything for you, my love! But, pretending to care about these inconsequential people really isn't that easy... Please forgive me if I do a poor job.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Please forgive me if I do a poor job.

As long as you try your best, I'll be happy. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

This conversation is hilarious.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

This conversation is hilarious.

Who care- I mean, how interesting...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

This conversation is hilarious.

Don't you find everything hilarious?

Who care- I mean, how interesting...

You're doing wonderfully! 

42? My love? Light of my life!? O 42, 42! Wherefore art thou, 42?

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I guess we'll just have to see. It'll probably end up being on a case by case basis.

 

But didn't you say bio was better then tech? That means my armies of undead should have no trouble mopping the floor with the Programs, right?   

 

Yeah, there were just too many variables for me to consider when I made the basic "Who wins?" guide thing, so I went for a very, very basic standard. The rock, paper, scissors thing probably wasn't the best way of explaining everything, but we can fix that as we go along.

 

Bio isn't better. Biological infection units just have an easier time infecting equally powerful or less powerful Tech units than Tech infection units do when infecting equally powerful or less powerful Bio units.

 

Do you mean you have problems with your computer?

 

I know how to make it fit the required dimensions. So it will be the right size when I post it.

 

Well, it isn't just my computer that has problems. Whenever I try to add anything besides text into my sigs, they turn into text.

 

Lolololol

 

Roflmao.

 

We paid you to kill A.I. Pony, not to win at this game.

 

He still hasn't accomplished either of those things.

 

Yes, why you want AI Pony to die? 

 

Because I am the only person who can wield the mighty Blade of Ten Thousand Moons; The only sword that can kill him.

Nah, just kidding. Even I don't know why he wants me dead. I guess it's just what friends do... attempt to kill each other.

 

Kill A.I. Pony. Protect 42.

 

Target acquired.

 

Stormgiggle is calling me Wilfre.... 42 is calling me Simon.... what am I? 

 

A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you!

 

What ill effects? I don't care what happens to them. You're the only one who matters, my love.

 

Last time someone said that, a bunch of people died... and then that person turned into dust... And then the universe collapsed... And then I had to go bak i time and kill a giant Nightmare Paradox Beast thing.

Edited March 5, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Sniggers

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I need no love, only respect.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Target acquired.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFGfWrJR5Ck

Don't you dare hurt him!  :okiedokielokie:

 

 

 

Nah, just kidding. Even I don't know why he wants me dead. I guess it's just what friends do... attempt to kill each other.

I need to destroy you because you're the chosen one. 

 

 

I need no love, only respect.

I respect you!