mega thread Last Poster Wins

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*frowns*

 

Seriously? You do realize I keep a very deadly blaster with me at all times, right?

 

*takes back plastic wrap and stuffs fruit into scarf for later*

Wait, what?!    Remind me never to cross you again.

 

 

Me too! Alas, I've already eaten all of mine...

Every single one? See, if you left at least one left, I could multiply them so you'll have more, but multiplying zero by anything gives zero so I can't help you anymore.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Every single one? See, if you left at least one left, I could multiply them so you'll have more, but multiplying zero by anything gives zero so I can't help you anymore.

Can't you use addition instead?  

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Can't you use addition instead?  

Well, without any chip to base it on, I can't guarantee I'll addition up the chips you prefer. But I can try!

*Additions up some chips in front of Stormgiggle.*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, without any chip to base it on, I can't guarantee I'll addition up the chips you prefer. But I can try!

*Additions up some chips in front of Stormgiggle.*

*No chips appear*

 

...

 

You've failed me for the last time, 42.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*No chips appear*

 

...

 

You've failed me for the last time, 42.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

I only do it because I care, Meson! That's a very unhealthy habit, and you know it!

 

*shrugs and keeps chewing*

 

Wait, what?!   Remind me never to cross you again.

 

Yep. *twirls blaster* I call her the Meson Blaster. Disintegrates any thing I shoot... slowly and painfully devouring those unfortunate enough to have incurred my wrath... eating away at their flesh and drinking their blood until they are nothing but a mass of degenerate matter... what was once a living, breathing being could be, in a matter of mere minutes, painfully transformed into a lifeless lump, with nary a trace of the creature beforehand.

 

Um... *holsters blaster* Yeah.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Yep. *twirls blaster* I call her the Meson Blaster. Disintegrates any thing I shoot... slowly and painfully devouring those unfortunate enough to have incurred my wrath... eating away at their flesh and drinking their blood until they are nothing but a mass of degenerate matter... what was once a living, breathing being could be, in a matter of mere minutes, painfully transformed into a lifeless lump, with nary a trace of the creature beforehand.

 

Um... *holsters blaster* Yeah.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Ugh, fine. I'll spare you.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

...I am incredibly lonely!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

...I am incredibly lonely!

Why? Don't you have your plastic wrap?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Ugh, fine. I'll spare you.

Thank you! Now, how shall I help out?

 

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Why? Don't you have your plastic wrap?

 

I finished it all.

[Xeltor23 704]

Did someone call me ? :comeatus:

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

if you know what this is your let me win ¦)

 

"by Super-Josh"

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Did someone call me ? :comeatus:

Hello Xeltor!

 

 

 

if you know what this is your let me win ¦)

No, sorry I think not. 

[Flamestreak1990 1,172]

At school, shouldn't be posting. Win anyway

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

At school, shouldn't be posting. Win anyway

You should concentrate on your studies. 

[Flamestreak1990 1,172]

You should concentrate on your studies. 

Probably Eh I'm lazy

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Probably Eh I'm lazy

But what if a teacher catches you?

[Flamestreak1990 1,172]

But what if a teacher catches you?

She won't cause I'm a ninja

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

She won't cause I'm a ninja

She's clearly just lulling you into a false sense of security. Then when you least expect it, she'll turn into a snake demon and eat you. 

[Flamestreak1990 1,172]

And when she turns into a snake demon I'll slice her head off with my ninja sword and use her remains to make sushi

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

And when she turns into a snake demon I'll slice her head off with my ninja sword and use her remains to make sushi

What? That's pretty violent. 

[Xeltor23 704]

Heyyyyy 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Heyyyyy 

Hay. Why are you a tiger now?