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As he fell down the Stairs in an seemingly endless Route of Torture, never stopping, never to see his Family again, he thought to himself : " B- " He bumped with his Head into a Wall, his gigantic Head, leaving a gigantic Hole, just like his live savings and got stuck.

 

That wasnt the first time he got stuck.

He also got stuck in his Dish Washer. Dont ask me how.

I guess it was some kind of Magic, that he was able to push the Buttons from the insides and close the door, while trying to remember the newest horrible song, from his terrible band, while he was dancing in an laughable Act, to free himself, from the nasty Wash Grab Arms that tickled him.

 

He Punshed a Hole trough his Dish Washer, didnt even try to open a door, like a freaking moron, he thought to himself : " I dont need no Doorways, i punch my hole trough like a man ! " 

Than he broke his Fist.

We heard nothing new from him, for two weeks.

Apparently he got also stuck in his Telephone, in an attempt to call his mom, because he couldnt remember the emergency line.

But that was nothing compared to now. 

 

He was still stuck in the Wall, with his giant freaking Head. Now he thought to himself : " B- " The Staircase broke with the Pillars that holds the House together.

Obviously, he was not only stupid like a piece of white color erasers with reverse function but also fat like a giant ball of disgusting Truck Wheel Trucks .

Or in short :

He was just in every way a miserable, useless, laughable, idiotic, stupid, fat, little, unactractive, boring, smelling, rotting, retarded, freaking piece of a bucking Trash Facility with no quality control.

He then continued to fell down the Stairs because apparently he had nothing else to do on this fine day.

Never stopping, never to see his imagined non existent Friends again.

 

But then...he remembered ! Yes, it was the Solution! The Solution to all his Problems, it was right before his Head. He thought to himself: " B-" Than he died.

He couldnt even wait until he reached the bottom. Or call for help or anything that would have required actual Brain Cells. Or a reason for existing.

Idiot.

I dont even know how he was able to kill himself... I thought he fell down the St...oh no...oh man, really?

He was so hardly thinking about a Solution to his astonishing Stupidity, that he forgot to breath.

...yes. He Drowned. While falling down the Stairs and thinking about pen markers and how they would taste.

 

But he will always stay in our memory, in our Hearts, never forgotten.

Because we never could stop laughing.

Hes was an Idiot.

But he was the best we ever had. It was an honor to be his Friend.

Hes dead though.

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OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Comic Sans Is Awesomer Than You Think

Bersama Kita Berjuang, Bersama Kita Tentukan Masa Hadapan, Kita Masih Di Sini

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I was already missing before the night I left, Me and my shadow and my regrets, Who am I? Invisible

𝓚𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓕𝓵𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓤𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓵, 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓐𝓻𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓲𝓵𝓵, 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓒𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓗𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂

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Just for the Record, i was very very tired and bored, by the time i wrote my nonsense Story and i apologize, if i wasted someones time.

If i post something that late at night again, just dont read it. Its probably not worth it. At all.  :lol:

 

Here have a...Music thing. For no reason.

 


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...Well, this post is WAY off topic (does this thread even have a topic?), so I'mma spoiler it.

 

 

 

 

I know I'm probably the only sane person in the world who gives Sonic Boom the time of day, but... does anyone else think Perci is the Boom version of Blaze the Cat?

 

 

 

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They have the same fur color, both wear red ribbons, both have frilly boots, and even their names are a bit weird. It's been confirmed that Perci's species is "Percival's Spiny Mouse", and in Sonic and the Black Knight, Blaze played Sir Percival.

 

Coincidence?

 

I dunno if anyone else cares, but I find them shockingly similar...

 

 

 

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Your family is who you make it out to be.

 

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Comic Sans Is Awesomer Than You Think

Bersama Kita Berjuang, Bersama Kita Tentukan Masa Hadapan, Kita Masih Di Sini

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I was already missing before the night I left, Me and my shadow and my regrets, Who am I? Invisible

𝓚𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓕𝓵𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓤𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓵, 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓐𝓻𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓲𝓵𝓵, 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓒𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓗𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂

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ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLD WE LIVE IN dodododo pokemon johto everybody wants to be a master, everybody wants to show their skills. step alone in the victory circle, take a claim when the music starts.


Aka "LadyPKchu".

I changed my name again cuz lately fluttershy has been more my favorite pony :3 I like her innocence, and I think I may get active in the fluttershy fan club. I really like a lot of the other main 6 too though.

I'm also a FlutterDash supporter.

I still love Korrina from pokemon a lot and plan on keeping my Korrina profile for now :P

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All you bronies are awesome :)


Aka "LadyPKchu".

I changed my name again cuz lately fluttershy has been more my favorite pony :3 I like her innocence, and I think I may get active in the fluttershy fan club. I really like a lot of the other main 6 too though.

I'm also a FlutterDash supporter.

I still love Korrina from pokemon a lot and plan on keeping my Korrina profile for now :P

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