mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Well I'm at the beach, and there's internet... so I still win!

Edited July 7, 2013 by Pinkie_D_Pie

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

Dear god, amnesia is already setting in.

 

Clearly this is the work of the Admins, I can feel my mind beginning to blank out what's happened in the past couple of days!

MUST - RESIST - CANDY CORN!

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Don't fall. I need someone I can trust. We haven't completed our work yet!

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

Oh thank the gods for you , I surely would've been lost if it wasn't for you. In light of your loyalty and somehow not being affected by the amnesiac properties which the Admins have spread about this thread, I promote you to Numbah One! 

 

See, it's different 'cause it's no longer a number and the title's solid gold. Fancy, no? 

And I guess  moves to the #2 slot...

 

          Now then, before my mind went blank and turned to the focus of mai waifu, I finally managed to fix my Incredibly Shattered But Glued Back Together, Vintage Mirror. We should now be able to summon additional Mods to aid us in our quest to purify this thread from CD and the Spoon! But before we can acquire the aid of other mods, we must first summon @Zoop and enlist their expertise.  

 

I must confess though, Zoop was going to be summoned last for a reason. For you see, the only way I can even have a chance of going through the ritual with success is to sacrifice three pounds of delicious, raw, bacon. Although I may no longer have the ability to make BLT's this week, the situation's dire and we can't afford to lose anymore time than we've already lost. 

 

Goodbye, bacon ;-;

 

*HACKING COUGH*

 

          I call upon the planar essences of the forum: "MLPforums" to aid us in our holy quest to vanquish the evil that lives on within this thread. The master of all that is good and bacony.... blah, blah, blah, blah, shortcut time!

 

@Zoop!!! - @Zoop!!! - @Zoop!!!

Edited July 7, 2013 by Accellerant

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Not the bacon!!!!!! And quite fancy yes.

Edited July 7, 2013 by Pinkie_D_Pie

[Mr Dash 1,820]

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

FUCK HE-MAN

THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

soz bro 

[Mr Dash 1,820]

 

 

FUCK HE-MAN THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Where is Zoop, I thought we summoned him.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Maybe you should try harder.

[stainesbrony 219]

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[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

Where is Zoop, I thought we summoned him.

 

I'm not sure, I've looked into  Summoning MLPForum Staff for Dummies and I had everything to complete the ritual.

 

Here's the recipe I found to summon our specialist.

 

 

To summon a Zoop you must provide the necessary materials to successfully manifest this anti~god of justice.

 

One Incredibly Shattered But Glued Back Together, Vintage Mirror.

 

A Pair of Somewhat Competent Bearclaws

 

Three Pounds of Delicious, Raw, Bacon

 

A Human Sacrafice & The Heart of a Pure Orphan Child

 

 

Hey , I think I know where I went wrong 

Edited July 7, 2013 by Accellerant

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

 

Hey , I think I know where I went wrong 

 

What went wrong?

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

I forgot A Human Sacrafice & The Heart of a Pure Orphan Child. 

 

Any suggestions for where we may harvest these required materials?

[Senor Citizen 516]

murp

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

murp

 

 

A wild Rico has appeared, what perfect timing!

 

Listen, we need a Human Sacrafice so we can save this thread from becoming overtly corrupt by CD and Spoon before it spreads to the rest of the forums. We need you as a catalyst to summon Zoop, savior of worlds and all things delicious! I promise you glorious... GLORY beyond your wildest dreams if you're willing to give yourself for our noble cause.

 

Oh and you'll get free dental, nobody offers that nowadays! Besides, what do you have to lose? 

 

P.S. Do you know where we can acquire The Heart of a Pure Orphan Child?

Edited July 8, 2013 by Accellerant

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

I forgot A Human Sacrafice & The Heart of a Pure Orphan Child. 

 

Any suggestions for where we may harvest these required materials?

 

First we sacrifice Mr. Dash. He is expandable and shall help our cause. I don't know any orphans but I would suggest and orphanage?

[Senor Citizen 516]

@@Accellerant,@

*grabs PDP, begins cutting out heart*

I was prepared for this eventuality. All you need to have an orphan is someone whose parents are dead. And since this unfortunate bystander is no longer among the living, I've gotten the two remaining ingredients with ease!

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

@@Accellerant,@

*grabs PDP, begins cutting out heart*

I was prepared for this eventuality. All you need to have an orphan is someone whose parents are dead. And since this unfortunate bystander is no longer among the living, I've gotten the two remaining ingredients with ease!

 

You forget, I have no heart...

[Senor Citizen 516]

@, well, at least we have the sacrifice.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

@, well, at least we have the sacrifice.

 

I also can't die....

[Senor Citizen 516]

@, what if I use the +1, +∞ against Mary-Sues and Godmodders Shotgun of Mary-Sue Removal?

[Crystallize 279]

I win.

[Senor Citizen 516]

@, another victim!

*dismembers promptly*

Oh, and I killed your parents.