mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

By 'she', we mean Gilda.

[Toon Richard 534]

Is anyone keeping track of how many heads i've batted in?!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Hey, wanna storytell with me?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

No, no no, Racecar Pinkie exploded.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Just kidding! BTW everypony, ~SadisticQuestioner~ is now banned from the storytelling game.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Racecar Pinkie shouted "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!" and the story ended.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

No, the story is NOT over.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

The story is indeed over.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Did you hear me? You're banned, ~SadisticQuestioner~! Anyway...

 

"Ooh! Racecar fuel has a unique taste!" stated Pinkie.

Edited December 15, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

See, I don't think so.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

*Consumes Red Pegasus*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Want some sauce with that?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*Escapes ~Sadistic Muffin~*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*blocks Red Pegasus's exit*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

See, I don't think so.

No, no, obviously you can still comment on the thread, but as the starter of the storytelling game, I ban thee.

*blocks Red Pegasus's exit*

*teleports past*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

January 12, 1943

Stalliongrad

USSR

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*teleports past*

Yeah, it's not gonna work. I press this button here, like this *presses button* and you are returned.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anyway...

 

Pinkie was driving very fast. Being a racecar was fun! Suddenly, she drove up a ramp, landed on a trampoline, and was sprung high in the air... then she turned back into a pony.

 

"OH TEH NOES!" she yelled as she plummeted down. Luckily, she was saved when she landed in...

Yeah, it's not gonna work. I press this button here, like this *presses button* and you are returned.

Stop acting like a god. Nopony is impressed, just annoyed.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Caw. Caw.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Stop acting like a god. Nopony is impressed, just annoyed.

Eh, annoyed is fine too.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anyway...

 

Pinkie was driving very fast. Being a racecar was fun! Suddenly, she drove up a ramp, landed on a trampoline, and was sprung high in the air... then she turned back into a pony.

 

"OH TEH NOES!" she yelled as she plummeted down. Luckily, she was saved when she landed in...

Stool. "Well, at least I'm saved!" said Pinkie, trying not to throw up. She was just about to trot out of the unpleasant brown stuff, when suddenly, she turned back into a racecar. She tried turning her wheels, but the stool was too slippery. "OH, COME ON, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" she screamed at nopony in particular.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

And then a massive horde of crows came and were very noisy for no particular reason.

[Lisa 5,553]

lol.

[repsol rave 2,963]

aaaand i'm winning!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Suddenly, a shady stallion arrived. "Ooh, that's a nice looking car..." he muttered, and hijacked Pinkie.