mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Racecar Pinkie was magically reassembled a nanosecond after she exploded.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Like Exploded Racecar Pinkie, this story is going no-where.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Also, Equestria Girls Pinkie went through the statue to Equestria. Yes, people, I know we did this in the last story, but I am obsessed with human-to-pony transformations. Especially if it's the Equestria Girls.

Edited December 16, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Why don't you spend some time writing up a long fanfic, and then share it when it is finished?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

That's not a bad idea, actually, but I'm already working on a story with a human ponification and transportation to Equestria. It's my idea for a G5 pilot. Mainly because...

 

http://mlpforums.com/topic/76630-g5-mlp-that-isnt-a-sequelspin-off-what-would-you-make-it-about/

[Lisa 5,553]

*posts porn*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anyway...

 

EqG Pinkie intended to see Twilight, but she immediately forgot to when she met her pony double. "NEIGH!" cried EqG Pinkie, before both Pinkies began devising a plan to get tons of cake.

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Except this didn't happen, as the world had ended.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

The world of anti-bronies, that is. What, did you think we meant Equestria? Anyway...

 

EqG Pinkie was tasting her new tail, also trying to figure out how to tickle with hooves. "Wait, what about our plan to get cake?" asked Pony Pinkie. Suddenly, a nearby guard who had just been standing there like an idiot suddenly turned into an assortment of cakes. Don't ask why.

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The cakes then turned into murderous pony-eating bugs, that did not survive long due to being allergic to Equestria's air.

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The dead bugs turned into ice-cream. "WHAT ABOUT OUR CAKE?!" screamed the two Pinkies in unison.

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The ice cream then turned into Daleks, who then attempted to invade. This was  foiled by the fact that they were only one millimeter tall.

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Suddenly Gilda arrived to eat the Daleks, and was not happy to see TWO Pinkies.

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The two Pinkies randomly started reproducing by binary fission, and so very quickly there where million of Pinkies.

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Suddenly, all the Pinkies, save for the original Pony Pinkie and EqG Pinkie, turned into bales of hay. EqG Pinkie immediately began eating the hay while dumping on the ground. "Look at me, I'm a horsey!" she said, with her mouth full of hay.

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Whilst this was happening, the hay kept dividing, faster than Pinkie could eat it. Very soon, the entire universe was filled with hay.

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Luckily, EqG Pinkie was able to devour it all. Don't ask how. Anyway, after she was done, there was horse manure scattered all across Equestria. "Oh no!" cried EqG Pinkie. "My skirt has brown stuff on it!"

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

But everything changed when the Pineapple Collective attacked.

Edited December 16, 2013 by ~SadisticQuestioner~

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

So EqG Pinkie positioned her rear up in the air and... well, guess.

[Bojo 1,372]

Came here just to get my title back

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I see. Anyway...

 

The Pineapple Collective fainted from the stench of horse manure. Assuming the Pinapple Collective is a group of pineapples, the two Pinkies gobbled them up.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Well got out of school early... now to make plans so I can take my Fluttershy plushie tomorrow...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Good for you. Anyway...

 

So Pony Pinkie and EqG Pinkie had a shopping cart race.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

What a ridiculous idea.

[Life Giver 1,063]

I'll show you a idea... pie...