mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

The two Pinkies' vomit was sucked into the Warp Rift, which then closed. It reopened right over Gilda's head. Guess what was emptied over her...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

And Nurgle was most pleased.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

The two Fluttershys were trotting to Pony Fluttershy's cottage. "Hey, did I ever mention Angel Bunny to you?" asked Pony Fluttershy. EqG Fluttershy was excited to meet Angel. She quickly changed her mind when she met the brat.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

It turned out that Angel had become devoted to Khorne, and so was now a bloodthirstly lunatic with an axe. Fortunately, rabbits cannot wield axes.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Angel was used as a tennis ball by both Applejacks. Also, both Rainbow Dashs were on a quest together to stop Equestria from becoming a giant plate of spaghetti.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

That quest was quite easy, as that was not gonna happen anyway.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

It turned out it was a prank by the two Pinkies. Also, Pony Rarity designed a dress for EqG Rarity. But the dress was a carton of milk.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

From the carton of milk burst many, many Slaaneshi Cultists.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Luckily, the Slaaneshi Cultists were marshmallows which promptly melted because giant frying pan.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Wait, are you accusing Slaaneshi Cultists of being Rarity?

[Life Giver 1,063]

So ponies... right...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

I can feel the Trixmas already.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

*eye roll* I'll rephrase it for you, Daemonic.

 

Fortunately 50% of the cultists were scones, and the other 50% were jam. Both Raritys set up a table, chairs, and cutlery.

[Life Giver 1,063]

So this other time....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Both Twilights collaboratively wrote a fanfic shipping between Opalessence and a loaf of bread.

[Life Giver 1,063]

And then...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

EqG Twilight wondered, "How can I still hold a pen with hooves?" which was when she dropped the pen.

[Life Giver 1,063]

So next....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

EqG Twilight decided to go back to the mirror so she could return to Canterlot High. She hijacked a train to reach the Crystal Empire, which was being painted in vomit.

[Life Giver 1,063]

But then....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

EqG Twilight galloped to the mirror anyway, and just about to enter it when a puddle of vomit fell on top of her.

Edited December 25, 2013 by Red Pegasus

[Life Giver 1,063]

Suddenly.... 

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A gigantic daemonic horde poured out of a new Warp Rift of unprecedented size, in a tide that threatened to overwhelm not just Equestria, but the whole galaxy! Fortunately, they had only come for a massive (and I mean MASSIVE) Christmas Party, because they figured that the Pinkies would be holding one. They had even brought presents and cake!

 

It was a good party.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Yes....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

However, the party was a mere distraction so that Thomas The Tank Engine could take over Equestria. This plan failed due to absence of railway tracks.