Welcome to the Salty Spitoon.

[Shiki 5,856]

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya'?"

 

"How tough am I? I'm so tough, I denied a hug. "

 

"Yeah, so?"

 

"It was from Pinkie Pie."

 

"Oh! Please, right this way!"

 

Got any funny ones of these hidden around?

Edited September 10, 2012 by Sugar Plum

[Street Comedy 327]

How tough are ya?

 

How tough am I? I played Amnesia: The Dark Descent!

 

Yeah, so?

 

Without shitting my pants.

 

Oh! Please, right this way!

[spas-ticShotty 3,584]

How tough am I? How tough am I?!

 

I watch ponies

[Juggler 345]

How tough are ya?

 

How tough am I? I listened to the My Little Pony intro at school.

 

Yeah, so?

 

Without headphones.

 

Oh! Please, right this way

[Solar Wind 595]

How tough are ya?

 

How tough am I? I once Ate a cupcake.

 

Yeah so?

 

Made in the MLP fanonverse...

 

!?!? Right this way!!

[Whiteshade 1,426]

How tough are ya?

 

How tough am I? I watch My Little Ponies.

 

Yeah so?

 

Generation 3.

 

Oh! Please, right this way.

[Zerul 554]

How tough are ya?

 

I didn't smile

 

Yeah so?

 

While watching smile.

 

Oh! Please, right this way.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

[Whiteshade 1,426]

How tough are ya?

 

I read My Little Dashie.

 

Yeah so?

 

Without crying.

 

Oh! Please, right this way.

[Brave Hooves 113]

How tough are ya?

 

How tough am I? I gave an MLP speech!

 

Yeah so?

 

To a class consisting of anti-bronies. A+

 

uh, go right ahead

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

 

How tough am I? I read Cupcakes.

 

Yeah, so?

 

And liked it.

 

Uh, go right ahead.