Help Zoop look like an idiot on Halloween

[Zoop 8,384]

I've made a bit of a tradition out of wearing extremely cruddy masks to work on Halloween.

 

Two years ago I bought this mask and wore it in, along with a uniform shirt from a competing company that an acquaintance of mine was able to get smuggled to me. People were amused, and a bit creeped out.

 

This last year, I decided to be patriotic, and bought this mask- but rather than settling for just the mask, I once again donned my stolen uniform shirt, but took it a step further by wearing my douchebag sunglasses over the mask (which worked surprisingly well), and by shoving a set of battery powered iPod speakers up into the top hat, which I had alternating between the national anthem and the Imperial March song from Starwars. It was a great success.

 

I'm not really sure what direction I want to go this year, though. There are so many terrible masks to pick from... suggestions would be welcome!

 

Couple guidelines to be aware of, though.

 

• I'm not looking for fancy masks. I'm looking for terrible masks that are creepy and unsettling due to how crappy they are, how stupid they look, and/or how completely random they are in nature. So far I've done a fast food mascot and a dead president.

 

• I'm not spending more than thirty five bucks.

 

• The mask should cover my entire head - front, back, side, top, etc.

 

Please keep those guidelines in mind if you'd like to provide any suggestions, otherwise I'll get very annoyed and possibly ignore you.

 

I'm open to buying from any online store that operates out of the US. I don't want to pay ridicuhuge shipping costs.

[Midnightive 458]

I'm not saying you should... but these horse masks scare me... a lot... x3 just right in your soul man...

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/HORSE-HEAD-MASK-THEATRE-COSTUME-FANCY-DRESS-BNIP-/140826510924?pt=UK_Clothing_Masks_JD&hash=item20c9ea064c

 

That is all i got right now... Shame really... I used to have loads.

Edited October 21, 2012 by Midnightive

[NewCalamity 3,454]

Queen Elizabeth.

 

 

Go now.

[Zoop 8,384]

I'm not saying you should... but these horse masks scare me... a lot... x3 just right in your soul man... http://www.ebay.co.u...=item1c25aa86c8

I was actually considering this: http://www.amazon.co...4&keywords=mask

 

Queen Elizabeth.

I don't want to die of fright when I look in the mirror.

[Otter 1,942]

http://www.halloween...tore/U2528.html

Spock, what happened to your face?!

 

I'm not spending more than thirty five bucks.

Just add another digit to the end of that...

 

http://www.bluedefen...t-level-3a.html

Something about these masks just... creep me out.

Edited October 21, 2012 by HylianMadness

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Do you, by any chance, also plan on joining a nu-metal band?

 

 

SLIPKNOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

 

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Why not go out like this?

 

 

I swear you would be Bane with your bald head and all. Absolutely fitting.

[Shiki 5,855]

Just wear a wig. :T

 

You'd look so weird with hair, you bald piece of...

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

 

 

That doesn't look like the face of mercy.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

You don't need a mask to look like an idiot! <__<

 

*jumps in the TARDIS and disappears quickly*

Edited October 21, 2012 by Doctor XFizzle

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Cover your entire head in tin foil.

 

Sources: Personal experience

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Make Zoop look like an idiot, huh?

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/PRESIDENTIAL-REPUBLICAN-MITT-ROMNEY-VACUFORM-MASK-COSTUME-DG38830-/280997550792?pt=US_Costume_Accessories&hash=item416cc25ac8

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

 

 

 

nuff' said.

[Zoop 8,384]

My Halloween stuff came in today.

 

Also, no Viscra. No.