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Huge necro bump, but I remembered this thread from Tom's signature. Any progress? Or is the adventure over? And how have I not died yet?

Oh god, I still remember the original comics that were put up and I never noticed a blog. Well done sir, you've just made me waste the rest of the night reading these. XD

I'm unfortunately imagining a large naked Russian guy in his 30-40's. Sorry, I'm gonna need some eye bleach for this one.

Ban all users that have either a higher post count, higher brohoof count, or earlier join date than me. Therefore I would be the elder of the forums and rule over all.

I've got an Indianapolis Colts sweatshirt that my dad got me when I was in 2nd grade. Back then he decided to get the Adult Extra-large size for some crazy reason, so it went down to my knees. Now that I'm in high school, it fits me perfectly. I religiously wear that thing at least once a week and wash it at least 3 times a week.

Now, I don't care what you think about teenage relationships and wastes of time. This is carnal urges I'm talking about. My pubescent hormones are just aching the crap inside of me. There's this freshman girl that I'm crazy about. I posted once in the "What would your ideal bf/gf be" and she's pretty much exactly what I'm talking about, other than the part where she has to "fall head over heels" for me. But she's very close. Honestly, she's a ton like me. Shares all my interests, has mostly the same hobbies, only thing different is that she's a little cuter than me. Considering I'm like the equivalent of 100 pikachus-cute, y'all better know that she's like gold. XD Not to mention she's smart, talented, adorable, and funny too...... And even though 1,000 strangers on the internet won't care too much about my love life IRL, it's nice to be able to broadcast myself somewhere, since I'm such a drama queen (king) and such. You know what would be awesome? If somehow she saw this post and recognized everything and at school was all like "zomg ynomir you're so amazing and sexy and I just want to bang you on the table right now," and I'd be like "fuck yeah." But you know, my life can't be a dramatic love story. Which makes me hella sad. Guess I'm stuck with reality and my raging hormones then.

I'd say that it's when you mutually agree on it, or when it becomes beyond obvious, but that's coming from someone who has 0 experience with normal girlfriends so far.

Can I lick you

NO. SHUT UP. NO WAY YOU'RE PART OF APOCALYPTICA. CAN I KNOW YOU.

Been doing research on the next pair of headphones I want to get, so... 1. Gmail 2. John Humphrey Noyes Overview (School Project, he was a hell of a messed up guy...) 3. Over-Ear Headphones on Head-Fi.org 4. Headphone Buying guide on Head-Fi.org 5. Articles on Head-Fi.org 6. Phiaton MS-400 on Head-Fi.org (I'm probably gonna get these.) 7. Buying Guide: Headphones by Price Range on Head-Fi.org 8. Shootout: Comparison of 100 Full-Size Headphones on Head-Fi.org 9. Pandora.com 10. Assignment page of my school project mentioned in #2 11. Violin Competition Registration Form 12. Tabs on MLPForums.com Yikes.

I do believe that I remember someone saying that Fluttershy wasn't best pony once. What even? I mean, how much dumber can you get?

Out of every single pokemon ever created, I would easily choose Metapod. You get Harden and String Shot. AND HE'S SINGLE, LADIES

I secretly have a crush on every member of the forums. All of them. You will be mine someday