Funniest story "contest"

[Ghosted 18]

The other day, I was at dinner with my friends, and we had one french fry left. So to decide who would get the french fry, we set-up a funniest story contest.

This gave me the idea that I want to hear EVERYPONY'S funniest story!

So get on here and share your most cherished hilarious memory!

 

(It's a "contest", so most brohoofed story wins)

[Dusty Soul 2,611]

Well, let's see here...

This one time, me and my friend were walking down the street, and we noticed this old lady walking the opposite direction, it had just rained, so there was water on the street. I noticed a car coming, and there was this massive puddle that was sitting right beside her. This car ran over the puddle, and basically this woman got soaked. She was knocked over by the water. (She was EXTREMELY FRAIL), and she landed in this piece of dog crap, that was sitting in this one guys lawn. I laughed so hard at that...

[Ghosted 18]

Here's my story:

 

I was at the district championship for Track and Field. It was the award's ceremony for the girls' events, and the girls who had placed were all lined up on the football field in front of the stadium. As soon as the awards begin to be presented, I see a blur on the right hand side of the field, and there was one athlete who was streaking around 1,000 people in the stadium. The streaker was being chased by a few people, but being a runner, he was extremely fast and did not look as though he was going to be caught. But as soon as he exited a stadium, a police car pulled up and he was arrested.

 

I laughed so hard I cried (which is not abnormal)

[Pan the Fabulous Ferret 2,642]

! month ago (in two more days) I was at a friend's house, and there were other bronies there. One of which I had never met before... an unusual fellow, about my hieght... but much more.. something.

 

Since he didn't know me either, he wanted to "test" me to see how much I could take.

 

Ever had people randomly sneak up behind you and lick your ears? Or try to rub you down with butter?

 

????

 

So, later, he tries to handcuff me. (the real deal too, they were genuine handcuffs) This turned into a two hour long brawl in which we are slamming eachother against walls and such trying to put the handcuffs on eachother. During one part, I was shoved up against the side of a chimmney, and he was pretending to hump me. I suppose it was pretty funny, after all, we were doing this also to make our other friends laugh.

 

So we kept brawling... we ended up on the floor... one of my other friends interfered a little bit.. and I ended up in an armbar... I struggled as best I could, but he got the cuffs on one of my wrists... I had lost. Infuriated I pushed him off of me. Held him down and handcuffed the other part to his wrist.

 

Now, since he technically won.. I submitted and let him handcuff me without a fight. Then we ended up in a bedrrom where I was handcuffed to a bedpost for a few hours. All the while My friends were having a grand old time.

 

I spent the night over there.. stayed all weekend actually. And one of those nights, Some stupid kids got drunk at a party that was being thrown. I went to bed early because I din't want to assosiate with the drunks. Didnt fall aslep until 3;00 am though... they were very loud. Any way, I wake up about two hours after I fell asleep to find balogne stuck to the cieling with mustard and and vitamin pills all over the ground... and out in the yard, a car is stuck in a ditch.

 

 

Oh lordy lordy...