no critique Zoop's Shiny Scalp (FEATURING CAPS LOCK PONY)

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

MUAHAHA.

AFTER MONTHS OF WAITING (and approximately.... 5 minutes of writing it down in one sitting), IT'S FINALLY HERE,

 

ZOOP'S. SHINY. SCALP!

WRITTEN BY VISCRA MAELSTROM, RAPPED BY YOURS TRULY, CAPS

 

(insert hip-hop anthemy beat shit in here)

 

ZOOP'S SHINY SCALP

HOW DELIGHTFULLY ALMIGHTY

REFLECTING OFF THE GLARING SUN

THAT DARES TO STARE IT DOWN

 

ZOOP'S SHINY SCALP

WORSHIP IT AS YOU DO HIM

CELAN IT UP WITH YOUR HANDKERCHIEF

THEN KISS IT WITH YOUR LIPS

 

ZOOP'S SHINY SCALP

AWW, SHIT BABY

IT IS NOT TO BE feared

IT IS TO BE F.E.A.R.E.D.

 

NOW, COUNT ALL THE DOTS

AND SAY THEM OUT LOUD

OR ENJOY THE FEELING OF GETTING...

 

(pause for dramatic effect)

 

BANHAMMERED!

 

(this post brought to you by CAPS LOCK PONY, da huge rapping hero from da hoods.)

Edited November 29, 2020 by Viscra Maelstrom

[Shiki 5,855]

Zoop's sexy, shiny, lovely scalp is mine, got that?

 

Just sayin'.

 

Sugar Plum don't wanna have to smack a filly.

 

Pretty good poem, though, I say.

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

Zoop's sexy, shiny, lovely scalp is mine, got that?

 

Just sayin'.

 

Sugar Plum don't wanna have to smack a filly.

 

Pretty good poem, though, I say.

 

be sure to treat his scalp with the utmost respect. for a scalp, as bold, brilliant, and lacking in hair-less, as Zoop's scalp, deserves no second-hand treatment. for else, you shall suffer the consequences.

 

also you wouldn't dare hitting this lil filly.

[The Awesome One 1,315]

SO YOU WANT ME TO RESPECT THE SCALP OF ZOOP ALMIGHTY? HOW ABOUT NO? NOW STAND AT ATTENTION AND HEIL MY CAPS LOCK POWAH!

 

 

Nice rhymes that don't rhyme, though.

[PonyEcho 1,610]

much like your first poem I believe visual Imagery is required

 

Zoop, show us your almighty all powerful scalp so we may marvel in its brilliance.

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

Rubbing Zoop's smooth scalp is good luck, and is said to endow the one rubbing it with the ability to have a wish granted. The only catch is you have to sneak up on him. If he knows you're about to do it, it won't work.

[Crispy 5,563]

Rubbing Zoop's smooth scalp is good luck, and is said to endow the one rubbing it with the ability to have a wish granted. The only catch is you have to sneak up on him. If he knows you're about to do it, it won't work.

 

This sounds like a game that's worth playing. Wonder if you can stockpile the wishes if you catch him off guard enough times?

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Zoop's sexy, shiny, lovely scalp is mine, got that?

 

Just sayin'.

 

Sugar Plum don't wanna have to smack a filly.

 

Pretty good poem, though, I say.

 

....yeah.....about that......I think that I used his scalp for practice while studying under Molestia....

was very smooth and surprisingly relaxing :3

[Solar Wind 595]

When Zoop reads this, none of us will be safe from his scalp...

And because you didn't put it in the lounge, Why was his beard not featured in the song?