*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Are you Batman because you're making my dark knight rise.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

You are just like the ocean! The view took my breath away.

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

*slaps with a cactus*

 

OOPS!

 

uhh, that wasn't supposed to happen!

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

*Shivers, blech

You're so sexy, you made me forget my pickup line.

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Are you a beaver

 

cuz

 

 

 

DAM.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

xD That's the best one yet.

Would you grab my arm so I can say I've been touched by an angel?

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

ARR I'm a pirate, can I plunder your booty?

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? <3

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

ARR I'm a pirate, can I search your chest?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Your the main headline in my newspaper!

 

(Are you guys looking these up on the internet)

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Are you the SAT cuz I'd like to do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with 10 minute snack breaks.

 

(Are you guys looking these up on the internet)

Most of these are just ones I picked up around, but I made a few up. (I did find that gif on the internet, of course)

Edited June 10, 2013 by Sky Chaser

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Extra! Extra! Your the sexiest person i have ever seen! Read all about it!

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

You lookin' for a stud? I got the STD, now all I need is U.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Ooo! What's this button do?

 

*accidentally shoots with tranquilizer dart*

 

OOPS! Sorry!

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

These are pick up lines, not knock out lines. xD

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Wow you must be an archeologist because you're sure good at revealing my big bone.

 

Okay, that's all for tonight, guys. See you around. 

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Pinch me, you are so fine, I must be dreaming.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

How about no?

 

(screw my other ones,that is the best pickup line)

[repsol rave 2,963]

oh god, here we go.....

 

 *ahum*

 

BIATCH U CUMIN HOME WIDH MEE TONITE!

please?

Edited June 10, 2013 by repsol rave

[Retro*Derpy 3,182]

Do you have a band aid? Cuz I scraped my knee falling for you!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

OBJECTION!!!

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

I heard there's this party back at my place and everyone is cuming.