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[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Hey babe, What' are the chances you'll bend ova' if I lent you my fedora?

 

(That's so bad .___. I feel bad for writing that...)

Edited July 20, 2013 by Hayze

[Crystallize 279]

I'm not a weatherman, but you can be expecting a few inches tonight. 

[HunterScars 505]

hey girl those clothes really suit you well, although they'd suit you better if they where on the floor 

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

I mustache you a question, but I am not sure if I should shave it or not for you .

 

hahaha...shaved genital puns...shoot me now T.T

Edited July 20, 2013 by Hayze

[HunterScars 505]

 shaved genitals aye well who's a saucy little minx now huh 

 

do you want to give the Australian kiss a go it like a french kiss but downunder    

 

 

[Sapphire Quill 1,186]

If you were a pikachu I'd chose you, so If you come back to my place, there's a chance you can rydon my pokeballs

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Dat Rassilon! 

Edited July 20, 2013 by Sir Lancelot

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

I'll show you MY Holy Grail...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'll polish your holy grail!! 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'll polish your Polish pole!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No,allow me to polish yours!

Edited July 20, 2013 by Sir Lancelot

[Leatherbehlt 465]

If I polish your pole, can you tan my leather at the same time?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Alright, honey,when we get to my place it's my turn to shout "Take That!".

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd like to "huff" your "puff!" 

Edited July 21, 2013 by Sir Lancelot

[Leatherbehlt 465]

My holy grail may not provide eternal life, but it sure does make it a lot nicer.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Hey,why don't you take off that leather belt and show me your "holy grail?"

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Only if you let me "take off your bottlecap"

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Massive? You're calling me fat, aren't you. Get outta my face.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No! You took that the wrong way! I'm sorry!

 

You're not fat!

[Psychotic Muffin 86]

I'll "take that" in the bed babe.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Silly, you can't get inside a bed! But I'm surely into you.

[Sapphire Quill 1,186]

I've for a Present for you right here,

Actually, it's not a present...

It's my penis and I like to call it the Spear.

Because spears are long and hard just like my penis.

Edited July 21, 2013 by Rassilon

[Toa of Ponies 259]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your left arm and right eyeball are missing.

 

 

......Did I do it right?

Edited July 21, 2013 by Toa of Ponies

[JustinTime_ 44]

How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled,

Overeasy,

Or fertilized?