*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Oh, I'd love to smother you with my pillow.

[Daniel40k 103]

Me too!

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

I can go from slow to fast with the flick of a switch.

[Daniel40k 103]

*pulls up in white van*

 

Hey, little boy, I has some candy!

 

You: Oh boy! Candy! What kind Mister?

 

Well... I got some Skeetles and some ree-sees, and the are all yours if you want to come and get them... 

You: 

 

 

 

*this is litterally a "pick-up" line!*

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I'll bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Come here and i can show you where the magic happens!!

 

(LOLwut?)

[Mr Dash 1,820]

You're absolutely perfect, don't speak now, you might spoil it.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Less talk,more action!

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I wanna be your Krakatoa, let my lava flow all over you.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'm gonna love and tolerate the sh*t out of you!!

 

Mostly love. 

 

[Esk 201]

Do you do karate? Cause your body is kicking.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Want a muffin? Come get in my van if you do!

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

we just got a new bed, it's called the Cloud 9...wanna try it out with us?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sure thing!

[Daniel40k 103]

 NO!!!! TRY MY BED!!!!!  

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Well,if you insist!

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Don't listen to that imposter, I'm the real Fluttershy!

[Daniel40k 103]

@Crazy 

 

    

 

Don't listen to him...

 

He's making fun of me!

 

Hurting my feelings...

 

You believe me right? 

 

     

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'll take both of you!!

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

But...what about Dashie? She'll be all alone....I can't leave her alone..

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Fine! I'll take all 3 of you!

[Daniel40k 103]

I don't share well...

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

So you want me all to yourself?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Hey SexytheRandomPony, you wanna have "random fun" with me?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Yes!

 

That sounds fun!