The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

... *checks for pulse* Okay, I didn't kill you. That's a good start. Please get out of my home. Feel free to make me toast on the way out, though.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Good morning. ^^

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

How can you manage with all those boxes on my bed?

 

You sure this wasn't for Viola?

Viola's still mad about being lied to. I tried apologizing to her,but I got a door slammed in my face.

[Hidey 2,836]

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Oh. Wow. That is the biggest laundry basket I've ever seen.

Edited January 21, 2015 by Admiral Regulus

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

A fuckin tiger!?  Alright,who's the wise guy?

[Lisa 5,553]

Looks like you spent too much time in the sun.

[The Shyest One 808]

So that's how you look like without your little neckerchief.

[Hidey 2,836]

and then we esploded. 

[VinylWubs 1,252]

what are you? you look creepy

[Lisa 5,553]

Heyyyyy, Spike ;D

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Youse remind of that whippy lady. Whats her name again?

 

Francisco? Franklin? Francy? Franny? Franziska!

 

Ahh! That's it! Franziska!

 

Youse reminds me of Franziska von Karma.

[Wyzecat 350]

Get.  Out.  Now.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Honey, I'm home!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Why do youse return? People are gonna think that I own a pet tiger.

[Hidey 2,836]

aww you stole my thunder

Edited January 21, 2015 by PinkProlific

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

And youse are laying on my boxes.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

But you *do* own a tiger. You own a tiger now, at least.

 

And your pet tiger is hungry. Now feed me, scratch my ears, and then rub my belly exactly three times.

Edited January 21, 2015 by Admiral Regulus

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Alrighty,then.

 

*scratches your ears*

 

So,what do tigers eat exactly?

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Bacon. Lots of bacon.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Will you settle for steak?

 

*rubs your belly*

[Hidey 2,836]

*boop*

[AnonBrony 1,468]

..... 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Hey,Edgey! 

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Fine. Now two more times.